Mario and Dry Bowser

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

What would life be for Mario if he didn't live in the Mushroom Kingdom but in a tiny village within the meadows east of Toad Town? New discoveries, friends, and insanity with more of the same, stupid nonsense Mario's come to expect by now at his best! ...or worst, depending on how the red capped Italian plumber views it. And Dry Bowser is there to get involved in the stupidity!

23. Hands off Mario's Bread

Mario was eating some bread he found under the nearby old wooden bridge to the east of the Mushroom Meadows. Little did he know that a certain blue falcon was planning on snatching it.

"Mmm, this-a is some good-a bread!" Mario exclaimed as he took another bite into it, being sent into a false sense of security as within not a moment too soon, his bread got stolen. He exclaimed in shock and horror as he looked for it. Looking under the bridge, mario started calling out for it, until he spotted the certain blue falcon, eating what was left of the bread. Exclaiming in anger, Mario jumped up onto the sharp pointed rock and grabbed the blue falcon by the collar, screaming in his face, "Darn it, Falco, must you always snatch my bread!?"

Falco merely grinned as he pushed Mario's hands off of him. "Well, I am a bird of prey," He stated, chuckling as he added, "And personally, I prefer the bread." And with that, he jumped up into the clear blue sky and left in his arwing, leaving behind an enraged Mario.