Mario and Dry Bowser

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

What would life be for Mario if he didn't live in the Mushroom Kingdom but in a tiny village within the meadows east of Toad Town? New discoveries, friends, and insanity with more of the same, stupid nonsense Mario's come to expect by now at his best! ...or worst, depending on how the red capped Italian plumber views it. And Dry Bowser is there to get involved in the stupidity!

27. Unfair Blink Contest

Mario and Kevin Koopa were both having a staring contest, seeing which one would blink first. However, as the two were in Mario's house, it would seem as if the red-capped plumber would have any luck of winning out, but alas, it proved wrong when kevin started walking towards Mario, staring straight into his eyes, causing him to blink as he gulped and stumbled a bit backwards.

"Aha!" The Koopa exclaimed with joy as he clapped his hands together, "I win! I win I win I win!"

Mario growled as he chucked his red cap on the ground and started jumping on it, before grabbing Kevin by the neck and choking him, acting as unfair as possible.