Mario and Dry Bowser

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

What would life be for Mario if he didn't live in the Mushroom Kingdom but in a tiny village within the meadows east of Toad Town? New discoveries, friends, and insanity with more of the same, stupid nonsense Mario's come to expect by now at his best! ...or worst, depending on how the red capped Italian plumber views it. And Dry Bowser is there to get involved in the stupidity!

30. Using Imagination

Mario was reading some magazines he found under his bed, curious to see if they aged well. To his disgust, they have not, and he chucked them across the room, cursing as he hid under his red-colored bed sheets and began spouting out sounds, imagining things for his own pleasure as he managed to get his jollies.