Mario and Dry Bowser

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

What would life be for Mario if he didn't live in the Mushroom Kingdom but in a tiny village within the meadows east of Toad Town? New discoveries, friends, and insanity with more of the same, stupid nonsense Mario's come to expect by now at his best! ...or worst, depending on how the red capped Italian plumber views it. And Dry Bowser is there to get involved in the stupidity!

31. You Faggot

Mario was reading a rainbow-colored book on his bed, not feeling like going outside of his house when suddenly, the book sucked him in! So Mario began to explore the strange fantasy land, which was filled with mushrooms, and more mushrooms, and yes, even more mushrooms. The sky was clear blue, the birds were singing, and everything seemed to have a rhythm within as the area was completely riddled with cheery attitudes and bright technicolor.

"Beautiful, beautiful technicolor!" A patch of yellow daisies exclaimed as they cooed at Mario.

The red-capped plumber was disturbed, to say the least, as he screamed in horror, setting every single thing on fire as he ran around in circles, unaware what to do or how to get out of the strange area. Bowser, who noticed the book Mario was reading on the ground, picked it up to see Mario trapped, laughing as he burned the book with his fiery breath, leaving Mario trapped inside.

Forever.