Mario and Dry Bowser

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

What would life be for Mario if he didn't live in the Mushroom Kingdom but in a tiny village within the meadows east of Toad Town? New discoveries, friends, and insanity with more of the same, stupid nonsense Mario's come to expect by now at his best! ...or worst, depending on how the red capped Italian plumber views it. And Dry Bowser is there to get involved in the stupidity!

33. That's NO Good

Mario was flipping burgers for himself as he whistled. The trees were filled with energy as they bounced about, giving Mario the feeling of carefreeness as he bounced in his place, the grill bouncing along. Suddenly, several pellets shot the red-capped Italian American plumber in the back of the head. He turned around angrily, looking swiftly as he spotted two purple-colored Eggplantmen in a green warp pipe. Mario tossed the spatula away as he chased the two Eggplantmen down the warp pipe, struggling to get in as he tumbled.

He reached the bottom of the warp pipe as he was in a small, rectangular yellow room. He stood up, and noticed the two Eggplantmen, who had Peanut Poppers in their hands as they began shooting peanuts at Mario. Mario used his red hot fireballs to burn the Eggplantmen alive, knocking them out in the head with the dropped Peanut Poppers as he then ate up the two vegetable enemies and tried climbing back up into the warp pipe, but not being successful.