Mario and Dry Bowser

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

What would life be for Mario if he didn't live in the Mushroom Kingdom but in a tiny village within the meadows east of Toad Town? New discoveries, friends, and insanity with more of the same, stupid nonsense Mario's come to expect by now at his best! ...or worst, depending on how the red capped Italian plumber views it. And Dry Bowser is there to get involved in the stupidity!

35. LaLeLuLeLo

"Did you give him the block?"

"Aye, I did."

"Don't be lying to me now, mah boi..."

"Why would I be lyin'? I be ye fine mate, lassie."

"I thought I told you not to call me that."

"But why, lassie-"

"AGHSDJFH!!"

Mario grabbed Kevin by the neck and shoved him into a barrel filled with crabs, picking up the barrel and chucking it into the lake as he headed home to make some hamburgers for himself, while Kevin tried his best at keeping the crabs off him. Of course, the timid Koopa Troopa failed to do so.