Mario and Dry Bowser

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

What would life be for Mario if he didn't live in the Mushroom Kingdom but in a tiny village within the meadows east of Toad Town? New discoveries, friends, and insanity with more of the same, stupid nonsense Mario's come to expect by now at his best! ...or worst, depending on how the red capped Italian plumber views it. And Dry Bowser is there to get involved in the stupidity!

38. Mario The Prostitute

Mario and Birdo were having a chat with each other in Birdo's house, sitting on the lovely red-and-pink fluffy couch that Birdo had completely crafted herself, drinking some British tea.

"Oh! Birdo, that new ring of yours looks great!"

"Isn't it? Bowser managed to get it for me."

"Bowser!? Where is that Koopa King!? I'll knock the daylights out of him!"

"Oh Mario, calm down, I only mentioned his name."

"Oh. Well, that makes it fine, then."

"Yeah. Besides, it's just the two of us together. There's no problem, right?"

"Of course not! After all, you were nice to let me be in your house!"

"Well, Mario, you know how much of a lady I am. Fufufufufu."

Kevin and Bobby were watching from outside, grinning as they looked at each other with sneaky looks as Mario and Birdo continued their chat.