A/N~This is sorta like the remake of Michael's helping missions with his family, The Good Husband. So with Blake involved, this will be called The Good Stepdaughter, right?
Blake and Michael sat down in front of the principal of Rockford Hills Academy as Lisa Strickland was reviewing Blake's recently report card grades from North Yankton High that the dark haired teen somehow found in her black backpack and not signed by her mother.
"Blakesleigh De Santa… Born in Ludendorff, North Yankton, went to Ludendorff Elementary, then middle school, North Yankton High, and an AB student… Exceptional in the music and arts department…" Lisa Strickland said to herself, while looking over Blake's planned out school schedule and report card before placing them down on her desk. "You seems like a very good student to have here at my academy." She said, as Blake gave her a pleasing smile.
"Yeah, she is." Michael agreed. "She didn't want me or her aunt to help her with creating a schedule. Peanut here did it all by herself."
"Uncle Michael…" Blake said as she felt embarrassed.
"And I was pretty impress when she chooses AP classes than regular." Michael said.
"Well, I really like what your niece in front of me now…" Lisa Strickland said, before looking back at the portfolio. "But one problem. Is this a picture of her when she was six years old?" She questioned, while showing them a six year old picture of the dark haired teen when she was a child having two side ponytails up and with one tooth out on the front bottom.
"Thanks a lot, Uncle Michael!" Blake said, after narrowing her blue eyes at him.
"What did I do, kid?" Michael questioned. "That wasn't the picture I've chosen for you… Damn it, Amanda!"
"Aunt Amanda did that?" Blake questioned.
"I'm sorry about that." Michael apologized to the principal. "You see, my wife was here a few years ago with my son Jimmy. He got expelled from here, and I think she doesn't want our niece to be here for the way the security guards treated her and my son."
"Nonsense, our guards are here to protect the children from harm or any other illegal activities here…" Lisa Strickland said, before hearing the phone intercom beeping.
"Principal Strickland, I'm sorry to interrupt, but it's Lynnette Haines-" The vice principal said, before she cut off by someone grabbing the phone.
"It's Lunchables Boxfield!" She shouted on the other end, before throwing the phone down on the floor
"Wait, bitch come here!" One of the guard said as Lunch was having hallucinations.
"She was caught smoking marijuana in the girl's bathroom, while skipping geometry class." The vice president finally explained, after picking up the phone from off the floor.
"Alright, call Steve Haines, and I'll be there with a cold bucket of water…" Lisa Strickland said, before getting up out of her chair. "I'm sorry, but I must go deal with this. And by the way, Blakesleigh can start her classes next week." She said, before leaving the office.
Blake and Michael were looking back at the door, behind them as they can her Lunch screaming like a maniac while having hallucinations.
"Like, what was that about?" Blake questioned.
"Who cares, you got in." Michael said, before getting up as the screams die down. "Come on, let's celebrate by having ice cream at Cherry Popper."
"Ice cream sounds good." Blake agreed.
Today was the night of the Meltdown movie premiere for Solomon Richards and even for Michael as Blake remember that she had to go dress shopping with Amanda at Ponsonbys. The teal haired teen wanted to go dress shopping with Tracey or maybe with her Dad, but she and Amanda were the only ones left to go find some dressy to wear, and besides Michael wanted Blake and Amanda to get along for just one day.
"Hi, welcome to Ponsonbys, how may I help you two ladies?"
"Yes, I would like to return this dress and exchange for a new one." Amanda said.
"Okay, ma'am, do you have your receipt to prove that you purchase one of our dresses?" She questioned, as Amanda place the folded black dress on the counter.
"Actually, I want to exchange this dress, because this one has a strange stain on it after when I bought." Amanda explained.
"I'm gonna barf, cause of this." Blake said, while looking away.
"Shut up, Blakesleigh, grown people are talking." Amanda said, before returning back to the woman behind the counter. "You see when I return home, my ass of husband decided for me to try out this dress in front of him while he was recording me an in a very good way. Nothing strange here."
"Was this at the same time while you were making a sex tape with your husband and got the dress stained?" The woman questioned.
"What sex tape? No one mentioned a sex tape!" Amanda laughed embarrassingly.
"That's it, Amanda, how about you look around the store or just stand there and look sexy. Can you at least do that?" Blake questioned, now looking at Amanda.
"I can do that better than anyone in this store, Blake. I have a very banging body." Amanda said, before looking away.
"Okay, she somehow got the dress stained and when she and Daddy told me and my siblings about this. Let's just say that there isn't enough soap and bleach in this world for me, my eldest sister and brother to clean that mental picture outta our minds." Blake explained.
"Alright then, thanks for explaining that with me, cause I have a husband who is like that." The woman said.
"Ewww." Blake said disgustedly.
"Quick question, somehow will I get my money back if there was another stain on the dress which its on the chest area?" Amanda said, as the woman look at the stain on the dress around the chest area to see a dark but still damp stain on it.
"What is the stain and how much of it is on the dress?" The woman questioned as Blake looked at Amanda.
"Like a full bottle of red wine and a glass of my husband's whiskey." Amanda answered.
"Quick question, is your daughter's name Jessica Ponsonbys?" Blake questioned the woman behind the counter.
"Why yes, she's running for junior student body president. You know her?" She questioned.
"Yeah, I go to the same school with her at Rockford Hills Academy, and she's definitely got my vote." Blake explained.
"Well, since you're voting for my daughter, how about I give you a fifty percent off discount on any dress in the store?" She questioned.
"Sounds cool, cause I need a dress for tonight." Blake agreed.
"Oh really, what's the occasion?" She questioned.
"My Daddy is an associate movie producer who works for Solomon Richards, and his first movie Meltdown will be showing tonight." Blake explained. "So, I want a prom type dress for the occasion."
"Oh no. You shouldn't be giving her a fucking discount, because she's getting a tuxedo like her father." Amanda retorted.
"What? A tuxedo? Why the hell do I need a tux for?" Blake questioned.
"Because you're a lesbian." Amanda answered.
"What? I'm not a lesbian!" Blake said.
"Yes, you are. Look at the way you're dress." Amanda said, while Blake look at what she was wearing for the day. The teal haired teen was wearing a white racerback tank top saying. 'I Like BIG BOOKS and I Cannot Lie!' along with blue jean shorts and her black leggings with comic graphics underneath them. On her feet were her black combat boots with purple laces on them. "You're a total lesbian, and not a girl like your sister and me." She said.
"I'm not, I'm just a punk rocker chick, Amanda." Blake retorted. "And besides, I'm seeing Franklin."
"Wait, so you're not gay?" Amanda questioned.
"It's clear that I'm a girl, Amanda. I even paint my nails red which is a girly color." Blake answered.
"So, you mean to tell me that all this time that I've known you, you're not a lesbian but a fucking biker girl with some fucked up attitude who even acts like her father?" Amanda questioned once more.
"Yeah, pretty sure." Blake answered once more.
"Aw, well that's just great, Blakesleigh." Amanda said. "I tried my best to respect you as a lesbian, but now my punk stepdaughter is telling me that she's straight and dating a black guy who's her father friend?!" She started crying to attract other people in the store attention. "My stepdaughter's straight the whole fucking time?!" Amanda cried.
"Just ignore her, she's trying to get a discount like me." Blake said, before the woman nodded and escorted the teal haired teen towards the dresses in her size, while ignoring the crying mother.
As Blake try on two different dresses, she managed the find one that's perfect just for her, beside using girly colors. She decided to purchase an crimson red a line princess illusion knee length lace satin cocktail dress with her discount. After purchasing it, Amanda was still looking around for the dress she wanted to wear until Blake left out of the store and climbed into the driver's side of Amanda's Sentinel.
Only five minutes has passed, until Blake looked from outside of the store from the car to see Amanda now arguing with the woman behind the counter.
"Gotcha now." Blake said before getting out her iFruit phone and recording a video of Amanda having a long floor length red dress in one arm while arguing with the woman behind the counter.
Until Amanda did the next thing by running out of the store with the dress in her arms, surprising Blake once she heard the store alarm going off.
"Go, hit the gas, get us out of here!" Amanda said, while putting the stolen dress in the backseat as it was being held down by her purse, before climbing into the passenger side.
Blake immediately started up the Sentinel and drove away from the store. "What the fuck?! Is your problem?!" Blake questioned, while making a the 360 degree angle to turn the car around on the other street.
"Just drive and stop talking!" Amanda yelled, before hearing police sirens. "The cops are coming!"
"Wow, you used your brain to figure that out for the first time." Blake said sarcastically. "Of course, they're coming for us, cause you stolen a five hundred dollar dress. Now, that woman knows who we are, and we ain't coming back there anymore, cause of you! All because of the fucking five hundred dress you stolen!"
"Make that ten thousand." Amanda corrected her as Blake's eyes widened and look at her.
"You stolen a ten thousand dollars dress?!" Blake questioned. "Daddy told us under five hundred, and you decide to be greedy!"
"I don't care what your asshole father has to say about this." Amanda said. "Just get rid of these cops!"
"Chill out, it's under control." Blake said.
"How can you get rid of them?! There still on us!" Amanda questioned.
"How can you fucking yell at me while I'm driving?!" Blake questioned back with a hint of anger.
"That's it, I'm calling that asshole for help-" Amanda said, while getting her iFruit phone out of her expensive purse.
"I don't think so!" Blake said, cutting Amanda off while her right hand reached behind her to grabbed the phone, throwing it out of the Amanda's reach and onto the streets. "Try and call him without a phone." Then Blake's iFruit phone started ringing as Amanda noticed it in Blake's right pocket. When she started reaching out for it, she felt cold metal tapped against her forehead. "I don't think so, let the bitch ring!" Blake shouted, before placing her combat pistol on her lap while driving the Sentinel into an alleyway near the Rockford Hills Shopping Center.
"Drive Blakesleigh!" Amanda shouted. "I don't want to go to jail with you!"
"You shut up, evil stepmother!" Blake said, referring to Cinderella while still having her handgun on her lap. "Don't say anything or don't even yell, or else you'll be in Mount Zonah while getting a bullet out of those fake melons!"
Then Blake and Amanda suddenly quiet down as the teal haired teen removed the key from the Sentinel before hearing police sirens coming their way. So far they only seen three police cars pass by them in full speed, before the sirens die down.
"Are they gone? Is it over?" Amanda questioned after not hearing anymore police sirens in the area.
"Yeah, they're gone…" Blake said, before placing the key into the ignition and drove back onto the streets. "Let's head home." She said, before turning on the radio as Blumenkranz by Cyua was playing while Blake turn it up the volume.
Amanda nodded before getting the dress from the backseat as she found a plastic store tag which trigger the store alarm system. "How am I going to get this off now?" She questioned, while trying to pull it off.
"Don't worry, I'll take care of it for you." Blake said. "It's the least thing I can do."
"Wait, have you done this before?" Amanda questioned.
"Well, it was only that one time while stealing this Doctor Who shirt." Blake explained slowly.
"You're just like your father, Blakesleigh." Amanda said.
"Listen, I'm trying not to get back into jail again. It happen to me when you left Daddy for a while, and let's just say that he put his belt onto my ass." Blake explained. "So for now on, don't say anything to him about this, since this is the second time that you've stolen something. First, it was shoes or jewelry now a dress?!"
"You must be loving this, do you Blake?" Amanda questioned as Blake while turning the wheel on Portola Drive before passing by Ponsonbys.
"Oh Amanda De Santa! I love it all!" Blake answered.
"Was that a fucking joke?" Amanda questioned.
"I have plenty more of that sarcasm, cupcake, and you know it." Blake said, as she finally made it back to the De Santa house and they noticed Michael's Tailgater before stopping Amanda's Sentinel. "Okay, Daddy's home. Now we both go in, and get ready for tonight."
Amanda climbed out of the car, after getting her purse and expensive dress from the backseat. "We never talked about this. And thanks Blake."
"Yeah, whatever." Blake muttered.
As Blake finally went into the house, she decided to have an early warm shower before Tracey and Amanda hogged the bathroom. After being underneath the shower head for fifteen minutes while scrubbing herself with her Zest Fruit Boost Pomegranate Acai Berry Shower Gel, Blake wrapped her body into a white towel as she decided to shave her legs. While looking for her razors, she managed to find one of them in the trashcan covered with so much hair which was disgusting.
Amanda was downstairs with Tracey as they somehow found Blake's iFruit pad from underneath the white sectional couch. They were watching a video of Blake, Max and Lunch on the couch smoking through Jimmy's bong and Lunch's rolled up weed joints as there was a cheese puffs on the coffee table and two melting fudge pops.
"I feel like a… million bucks when I'm around Jim Jim." Lunch said, after taking a hit from Jimmy's bong.
"Puff puff give, Maxie…" Blake said, having her hand out while waiting for the lit weed joint to be placed between her fingers. "You're fucking up the rotation!"
"Shit, I ain't giving you a motherfuckin'- Ah, shit!" Max said, after blowing smoke out of her mouth while holding onto the joint until it slipped from her fingers and onto the couch, making Max and Blake jumped back.
"She's so in trouble now, Mom." Tracey said while laughing.
"Yeah, her father going to get on her little ass now." Amanda said, before sipping her wine glass.
Blake climbed down the stairs still having the white towel wrapped around her body, but she had on her black bra and cheeky purple and black panites on to make sure that she was safe. She walked towards the living room area while looking on her iFruit phone as she stood behind Amanda and Tracey.
"Hey, somehow someone's been using one of my Venus hair razors and I found it in the trashcan. And it has more hair on it than what I have on my whole entire body…" Blake explained, while looking at her iFruit phone and tapping her index finger against the phone screen, before removing her eyes away from her phone. "I'm looking at you two. HOLY SHIT!" She said, before shouting out in shock as Amanda and Tracey were still watching the video on Blake's iFruit pad. "Oh God! Oh no, no, no, no! What are you doing with my iFruit pad?! That's mine and it was in my room!" Blake explained, while trying to snatch the iFruit pad away from Amanda as the mother stood and held it up in the air, away from Blake's reach.
"It was under the couch when I found it." Tracey said.
"Thanks a lot, Trace, but why are you seeing that video of me and my friends?!" Blake questioned.
"Because, your dad never knew about that party you went to and had here at my house." Amanda said, now having the iFruit pad in front of her. "And he didn't believe me at first, but once he sees this he's going to whoop your little ass when he knows that Daddy's little girl like to smoke weed and throw huge parties And beside, you own me a new iFruit phone!" She said, while looking at Blake's iFruit pad to see more videos of Blake and her friends throwing the hangover party at the De Santa house.
"Well, if you do that, then I have something to show him too." Blake said, placing her hands on her hips with her iFruit phone in her left palm.
"What do you mean by that?" Amanda said, before Jimmy came downstairs dress up for the movie premiere but in his own way. He even had on long black socks with weed on them which were his favorite to wear.
"Hey, sis, I sorta use your hair razor for my legs, because I wanna to show the chicks off- Oh my God!" Jimmy explained, while looking at Blake, before turning his attention over to Blake's iFruit pad to see the video of Blake and her friends on the couch smoking weed, before shouting out in shock as well. "Is that Lynn smoking my bong and my fucking weed?! And you and Johannah too?!"
"Since when you call her Lynn?" Blake questioned.
"Because, she happens to like that beside her full name. Just how I wanted to change my name to Jizzle or Big J." Jimmy explained. "But why in the hell were you and Johannah smoking my pot?!"
"Fine, let the whole neighborhood know that I smoke weed occasionally." Blake said. "Not like everyday like you and Lunch, Jim. And by the way, Los Santos Kush wasn't your pot type anyway, you always buy Strawberry Kush or Mellow Vinewood." She explained, before turning her attention towards Amanda. "If you show that to Daddy, I'll show him that you stolen a fucking ten thousand dollar dress, and you made me drive getaway."
"You don't have proof." Amanda said, before Blake held up her iFruit phone and showed the video of Amanda yelling from inside of the store before running out of Ponsonbys with the dress in her hands along with her purse.
"Go, hit the gas, get us out of here!"
Then the video stopped at the end, leaving Amanda shock.
"Mom, I can't believe you." Jimmy said.
"Daddy is going to get piss off at you!" Tracey said.
"Not unless Blake deletes the fucking video!" Amanda said.
"Not a chance, cause I have this video backed up on my laptop, and you can't delete without knowing my password. Who's he gonna listen to? He's gonna listen to me, cause I'm his Blakie Bear and you're just a bitch, Amanda." Blake said, before showing a Japanese raspberry to Amanda before leaving out the living room area. "And stop using my razors, brother. Buy your own!" She shouted.
And that was part one of the Meltdown mission… I think.
So, what will happen in the next chappie, will Blake stay at home with Amanda and Tracey while getting ready for the movie premiere? Or will Blake be riding in the limousine with Michael and Jimmy? And who did she invited with those five extra tickets?
Michael wasn't in this chapter, because of two things. Blake wasn't talking to him about lying when she used Devin Weston's money to get her the perfect gift which was that expensive guitar and bracelet. And he was upstairs getting ready for his movie! So, this chapter was mostly Blake, Amanda, Tracey and Jimmy with a dash of Maxie J and Lunchables!
Blumenkranz or (Flower Wreath) is this German song from off the anime Kill la Kill which I love so much!