Mario was in the deep, deep sewers, cleaning out some of the red-colored crabs that kept hoping out of the pipes. Mario grabbed one of the green shells and chucked it at an incoming line of crabs, knocking them off the platform. Mario grinned as he jumped up, knocking another crab on its side.
"Man, this is a piece of cake!" Mario stated to himself as he picked up the crab and chucked it at another, "If it was gonna be this easy, I would have done this ages ago!"
Mario continued clobbering the crabs, but he then felt a touch on his back. Mario turned around. No one was there. Scratching his head in confusion, Mario shrugged and continued clobbering the crabs. He stopped as he felt another tab on his back. Turning around, Mario looked sideways, being confused. Concerned, Mario faced forward, only to be punched in the face by a purple crab, foam coming from its mouth. Mario bumped into the green pipe in the back of the sewers, moaning as the purple crab yelped a victory cry, piercing its claws in the air.
Nearby the scene was Waluigi, who laughed evilly as he opened up a wooden crate, releasing more reddish crabs into the sewers. Dusting off his hands together, Waluigi laughed as he ran off, to let the crabs deal with the red-capped Italian American plumber once more. That Waluigi, what an ungrateful, mean, sinisterly cunning jerk.