DISCLAIMER: As much as it would be great neither Draco, Harry nor any of the other characters in this story are my own; they belong to the wonderful Joanne Rowling. If they belonged to me Harry Potter would not be quite the same.

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"Harry Potter must follow Dobby sir!" says the squeaky house elf as levitates my case up a winding staircase. I pant as I follow, rushing to keep up with the energetic elf. A door slams open at the top of the stairs ahead of Dobby and we're through. The room is at the top of a tower, with two four poster beds opposite each other, one garbed in curtains of green and one in red. I start for the red bed but Dobby sets down my case by the silver one. "But Dobby-" I start.

"Dobby is under orders from Professor Dumbledore that Mr Potter must have the Slytherin bed, and Dobby is not allowed to let Harry Potter or the Malfoy boy to persuade him otherwise!" I see it would be a futile effort to convince him otherwise so I go to the bed with green curtains. The bed has a silver bedcover on it. A green lion and red snake are etched into the pillow. I resignedly sit. "Thanks Dobby." I say. He grins.

"It is an honour Harry Potter sir. I shall be up with the Malfoy boy in…." He disappears with a crack. "Five seconds!" he squeals as he reappears and Malfoy lands in a heap on the red and gold bed. "Stupid bloody house elf." He says, "Sloppy, rude, insolent-!" he shouts.

"Will you shut up?" I say, cutting across him. "If you weren't such an arse maybe he'd be nice!" Malfoy stares at me as if he's been slapped.

"House elves don't want niceties, they only want to serve, don't you elf?" Dobby cowers.

"Firstly, his name is Dobby, not elf, and secondly you should know that, given he lived at your house for the first thirteen years of your life!" I snap back. Malfoy looks at me, stunned.

"So…that's the elf that…" he mumbles, then does the most unexpected thing by saying "I thank you, Dobby." Both Dobby and I sit in silence. With a loud crack Dobby disappears. We both sit, awkward, for several minutes. "Switch?" I ask and he nods, and we cross the room to each other's beds. I already feel more at home amongst the red livery than I did with the green and I begin to relax just a little. "I suppose I'll start with sorry." I say, and Malfoy cocks his head at me. "For the curse… I really don't like you, but as Dumbledore said, you really aren't my enemy. I don't hate you."

"That was rather lovely, Potter. But for the record, you should have accepted that handshake long ago, and maybe this situation isn't the one we would be in. I genuinely liked you once upon a time, before I even knew you. I felt a connection and you ruined it." He grimaces; "I certainly didn't expect that much to come out. I didn't even intend on speaking to you. I really shouldn't be…wait…" he pulls out his wand and mutters "Aparecium." a bubble expands from his wand, glowing red. "A babbling spell!" he says, annoyed. "Dumbledore wants us to keep talking, sort out our differences Sorry but that is not happening. I'm going to bed." And with that, he walks through a door I hadn't noticed at the back of the room. I hear the tap running, then the brushing of teeth. He exits what must be the bathroom and I scurry in, avoiding him slightly. It's slightly disconcerting sharing a room with the boy who's been your mortal enemy for a number of years. In the bathroom there is a large bath, one toilet and one sink. Sitting in slots in the sink are two toothbrushes. One has obviously been used so I grab the other. I finish brushing my teeth and exit the bathroom.

Standing in front of me is Malfoy. And he's naked. He has his back turned but he turns in my direction as he hears me approach. Seeing my shocked expression and the way I keep my eyes looking above the waist he smirks and steps to right in front of me. "Never seen a man naked before, Potter?" he asks, pressing himself up against my clothed body. I can tell he's just trying to make me uncomfortable so I retaliate, putting one arm on his waist.

"Of course, Malfoy. I just have certain standards of man." Damn. I meant to intimidate him, but the babbling spell must be taking effect on me too, making me more flirtatious than fearsome. I step away from him and to my own bed. "Be warned, Potter," he says as I pull off my shirt, and continues: "I sleep like this."

"Be warned, Malfoy because so do I." I say as I pull off my trousers. We both get into our individual beds without another word, our sparring and flirting match apparently over for the night. I'm asleep as soon as my head has hit the pillow.

When I wrest myself groggily from sleep, There's something heavy and furry on my chest. Thinking Dumbledore must have stuck us in a room with a Puffskein infestation I grab my glasses from the table as I open my eyes. It is most certainly not a Puffskein on my chest but the head of a certain blonde haired boy, his arm stretched over my body. I can feel his leg crossing both of mine and something altogether warmer touching the leg closest to him. A note rests on his back, and it reads in spidery green writing:

Dear boys,

You broke the rules by switching beds, so here is further punishment. I have taken away the other bed. If you choose to break any more rules, I can and will make this bed smaller. I do hope you enjoy proximity,

Dumbledore.