Mario and Dry Bowser

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

What would life be for Mario if he didn't live in the Mushroom Kingdom but in a tiny village within the meadows east of Toad Town? New discoveries, friends, and insanity with more of the same, stupid nonsense Mario's come to expect by now at his best! ...or worst, depending on how the red capped Italian plumber views it. And Dry Bowser is there to get involved in the stupidity!

47. Bowser Beats Up Mario

Mario was taking another usual walk around the Mushroom Kingdom, until Bowser ran up to him, a glazed look in the Koopa King's eyes. Mario noticed this, and he frowned, taking off his red cap and scratching his head. Bowser continued glaring straight at Mario, his fangs dripping with poison.

"...Bowser... are you okay...?" Mario asked as he made a worried expression on his face, a bit freaked out.

Bowser snarled, but he then smiled at the look of the frightened Mario. Mario then smiled back, but he was suddenly punched right in the air, going straight into the atmosphere as Bowser laughed his head off, and stomped off back to who knows where. Thirty eight seconds later, Mario came back crashing down with a loud thud in the ground, greatly wounded.

Waluigi, who was watching from the bushes, laughed at Mario's misfortune, sipping some nice hot choco while he did.