Mario was running away from Bowser, who was outraged because Mario has written graffiti all over his precious castles. Mario giggled like a Japanese schoolgirl, feeling the joy of running away as he jumped over several snapping Piranha Plants, jumping into a nearby bush, remaining still as Bowser stopped right in front of it and roared loudly.
"MARIO! GET YOUR PIZZA-FILLED BUTT OUT HERE! NOW!" The King of the Koopas roared with rage as his sharp claws became even bigger, and he began furiously slashing against the bushes.
Mario chuckled as he started crawling out of the way, heading on the dirt paved road, noticing a hollow hole within an old, withered oak tree. Smirking as he glanced behind to see Bowser burning up the bush, Mario ran straight into the hole, concealing it so Bowser wouldn't get in. After destroying the bush with his powerful fire, Bowser ran straight up to the oak tree, noticing that he could hear Mario's giggling from inside.
"... Heh." Bowser rolled his eyes with a sinister grin as he picked up the Oak tree from the base and began shaking it, bellowing with laughter, "This old tree wont' save you, tomato twerp!"
Mario's giggles of glee turned into screams as he fell down the hollowed bank of the Oak tree and landed right on Bowser's mouth, being bitten by Bowser's teeth and severely burned by Bowser's fire. Knocked unconscious on the ground with one swift pow of the Koopa Klaw, Mario was dragged by his feet by Bowser, who only chuckled dastardly as he planned more evil deeds he planned on the poor red-capped plumber...