Chapter 3

They made their way back to Jane's safe house and neither could stop smiling, from the moment of the kiss to the locker-room, to the SUV and finally to the safe house the smiles seemed to be a permanent fixture. Kurt was going to order something for their dinner but they only made it to Jane's couch where they sat and just made out. It was great not having to hide their feelings anymore. At one point Jane was getting frustrated with the way they were sitting, sideways to the back of the couch, so she took matters into her own hands and moved so she was sitting on his lap, straddling him really, not that Kurt minded judging by the wide smile on his face. Jane wrapped her arms around his neck and continued to explore his mouth. By the time the exploration had finished, only temporarily, it was after 11 closer to midnight.

"Sorry, we should have ordered earlier." Said Kurt

Jane was still smiling.

"No worries, I'm happy with what I had!"

Her grin was infectious and Kurt chuckled.

"I should head back to my place."

Jane sat up.

"What? Why? I just thought you would…we would…" said Jane as she indicated upstairs with her head

Kurt wrapped his arms around her waist and looked into her eyes to explain his thought process.

"No because we're going to do this right. I'm going to take you out to a nice restaurant, we're going to have a nice meal, I'll try and impress you with my knowledge of wine while you impress me with ordering in fluent French or whatever language depending on where we go. Then I'll take you dancing. I'll enjoy holding your body close to mine while we sway to the music then we'll walk hand in hand back here where I'll kiss you goodnight…"

"Kurt…" Jane interrupted "I don't need all of that…"

"Jane, you may not need it but you deserve it and I want to do this right."

"But…"

Kurt leaned forward and placed a quick kiss on her lips.

"No buts. I really have to go now."

Jane huffed but reluctantly got off of his lap and walked him to the door.

"Well, sweet dreams I suppose…" Kurt became a little weary when he saw her impish look and he was right to be so. She stepped up to him and kissed him in a way that made his mind stop functioning. When Jane pulled away she loved the dazed look on his face.

"I hope that keeps you satisfied tonight Weller!"

It took him a few seconds to reply much to Jane's delight.

"Oh it will, plus I'm an expert on fantasising about you!"

Kurt's comment made Jane smirk.

"I have some pretty intense fantasies about you, you know?"

"Mmmmm, maybe we'll have to share and compare one day?"

Jane was going to respond when a thought came to her and her facial expression lost all teasing markers and was replaced by confusion.

"What's wrong Jane?"

"Hmmm? I was just thinking…do you have a fire extinguisher at your place?"

Kurt was confused at the weird question.

"Ummm, no, not anymore. I gave mine to Sarah, I wanted Sawyer to have a fighting chance of surviving with Sarah's cooking!"

Jane pushed Kurt's shoulder at the remark and rolled her eyes which made him smile.

"Why?" asked Kurt

"Well I'll have to buy two now, one for here and one for your place."

"Huh?" said a perplexed Kurt

Jane had a smirk on her face that made Kurt weary again.

"Well, when we eventually do…you know…" Jane began with an exaggerated waggle of her eyebrows "considering our explosive chemistry not to mention the slow burn we've had, we're going to be on fire and it's just basic health and safety to have an extinguisher nearby…!"

Kurt rolled his eyes and sobered a little.

"Ha, speaking of 'you know'… maybe it will be best not to get your hopes up…"

Jane raised her eyebrows in question.

"…just in case the reality doesn't live up to the fantasies." Kurt finished quietly as he blushed

Jane chuckled at this and tightened her arms around his neck bringing her closer to him.

"Kurt, I'm not worried about any aspect of our…'bedroom times', do you know why?"

Kurt couldn't speak, she was weaving a spell around him, and all he could do was shake his head.

"Well…" Jane began but paused to trace his lower lip with her tongue which caused him to groan "…best case scenario, we're going to need the fire extinguishers because the combination of us two together will be like spontaneous combustion…"

"Great, no pressure." Snarked Kurt

Jane carried on as if he didn't say anything.

"…worst case scenario our first time will be nice…" at which point Kurt winced, no one wanted any intimate times to be 'nice' "and think of all the fun ways we can teach other what we like. I'm pretty sure that you're a quick study and as far as I remember you came in the top 5 of your graduating class at Quantico…" she ignored his look of surprise "…so that means you've proved that you have a lot of…" a kiss to his lips then she sucked on his bottom lip "stamina…" she heard him gulp "…you're a quick study…" she pressed her body right against his "…and I know you're a perfectionist…" she bit then sucked on his ear lobe which caused him to shudder and she felt every movement "…and you'll want to make sure that everything is perfect…" a kiss to his chin "…plus you're favourite sayings are 'practice makes perfect' and please have no doubt that I'm going to love 'practicing' with you…" sucking on his bottom lip again "…and 'if at first you don't succeed then try," a kiss to his chin "try" a kiss to his pulse point on his neck that turned into her sucking on it which resulted on another gulp from Kurt " and try again', rest assured Kurt that I will have no problems trying things with you again and again and again, in fact it will be my pleasure!" then a sensual kiss to his lips "are we clear?" she leaned back slightly to look into his stunned eyes to see him nod his head.

"Good! Plus remember how …athletic I am and how…flexible!" another waggle of her eyebrows caused Kurt to chuckle

"I really need to go now before anything else happens but I almost forgot…"

Jane now had the perplexed look on her face and she wasn't ready for his quick reflexes when he lifted her up, she automatically wrapped her legs around his waist and he spun them so she had her back to the door and he proceeded to lean her against the door and he plundered her mouth so thoroughly that she was left whimpering when he was finished. He lowered her back to the floor and placed a kiss to her temple.

"Lock the door behind me!"

He was on the other side of the door waiting to hear her lock the door when he heard her mutter "damn one fire extinguisher at each place will not be enough!" which made him smile as he went to his SUV.

The next day Kurt picked her up and when she entered the SUV they smiled and reached for the other and shared a quick kiss.

"So the restaurant tonight, that is totally not necessary, is it causal, fancy or really fancy?" asked Jane

Kurt looked at her briefly as he was driving.

"Why?"

"Well, I have suitable clothes for 'casual' but I'll need to use my lunchbreak for 'fancy' and 'really fancy' plus I'll need…help."

"First of all you'll look perfect to me regardless of what you wear…"

He felt and when he turned, saw her glare "…and secondly I'll say it's 'fancy' to 'really fancy', I'll be wearing a suit and tie if that helps?"

He watched as she was shocked by his declaration of what he was going to wear but he saw her nod her head.

They held hands in the elevator up to the office and broke apart just before the doors opened. He placed a kiss to her temple which was technically allowed seeing as it was 6:00 am. Jane went to the gym and Kurt to his office.

Kurt looked up at the loud squeals that emanated from the bullpen and he saw Jane looking totally scared with Patterson and Zapata hugging her, he burst out laughing and looked to see Reade's sardonic look at him which made him laugh even more. Patterson was actually jumping up and down while still attached to Jane, the look she threw him promised retribution but it was totally worth it.

Jane came back with a number of bags, he knew one was from a famous lingerie store as she took a picture of the bag and sent it to him with the caption 'will you or will you not find out what is in this bag tonight?'

Kurt had a meeting across town and drove there soon after the ladies arrived back.

Patterson came rushing to Jane in the early afternoon, she was wringing her hands.

"Patterson? What's the matter?"

Patterson looked pale, paler than normal and she seemed stressed. Zapata and Reade gathered around.

"It's Kurt, he was in an accident. We were talking, he was asking about the evidence from the Turner case and then I heard the squeal of tires and a loud crash. I called the paramedics and told them his location luckily his cell was still active and I could trace it…"

"What's the location?" demanded Jane

Patterson told her and they all ran out of the office to get to Kurt. There was no discussion; it was unanimous that Zapata should drive as she would get them there the fastest. They arrived just as the paramedics were lifting Kurt out of the crushed SUV. Thankfully Kurt was always a stickler for safety and was wearing his seatbelt because the wreck that they saw all caused their hearts to skip a beat because they knew it was a close call; it seemed as if his SUV was hit from three sides, he was lucky to be alive. Jane and Patterson rushed to the hospital while Zapata and Reade took control of the scene. Jane kept Reade and Patterson up-to-date with Kurt's condition. After numerous tests Kurt was released as long as he went home to rest. Jane and Patterson helped him back to his apartment where Jane helped him change into much more comfortable clothes. While Jane was helping Weller, Reade and Zapata had found the reason for the crash and they were on their way to his apartment after picking up food for everyone.

It turned out that some hacker thought it would be fun to mess with the traffic lights but he wasn't that smart as he was doing via a live feed and when others saw the crash they turned him in straight away. The team stayed for a couple of hours. Once they left Jane was adamant that Kurt should rest in bed, she made sure he took his pain medication. She helped him to his bedroom and pulled his sweatpants down then helped him sit on the side of the bed while she bent down to remove the sweatpants from his legs and helped him lay down on the bed.

"Are you staying?" Kurt asked hopefully

"Of course, I need to make sure you actually follow the doctor's orders and rest!"

Kurt smiled. He watched as Jane went to his hamper and picked out a shirt that he wore the previous day, with her back to him she began to undress and took her top and bra off and put his shirt on then she removed her trousers. When she turned around she saw his stunned look and misinterpreted it.

"Sorry, I don't have anything to sleep in and …"

"NO! I don't mind you using my shirt; in fact it's one of my fantasies…"

"Seriously? Me wearing your shirt?"

"Oh yeah! There's something about seeing you in my shirt and only my shirt. It's the dream that we've been 'together' and instead of you putting your own clothes back on you put my shirt on as if you're going to be staying for a while…"

"Well at least half of your fantasy will be coming true."

"Yeah, sorry that our plans changed!"

"Hey, it may not be exactly what you planned but I did plan for us to end up in bed on our first date so I'm happy!"

Kurt chuckled. They settled down after Jane leaned over him and kissed him goodnight.

A couple of weeks later Kurt was fully recovered, he was already back at work on desk duty a few days before, as usual there was no rest for the wicked. They caught a case and solved a case and were busy with the paperwork but Kurt had to leave early to make his appointment for him to be cleared for field work so he told Jane they could finish the paperwork that night. Since his accident Jane stayed every night, they shared his bed and nothing more than a goodnight kiss happened. Upon Kurt's advice Jane picked up a few things from her place to make her stay at his place a little more easy. It should have been awkward but it wasn't. Kurt loved seeing her in his shirt. He never tired of it.

When Jane entered the apartment she stopped as soon as she entered there stood Kurt in a gorgeous suit by the dining table that was set as if they were in a restaurant.

"What? How? Why?" began Jane

Kurt smiled at his usually articulate girlfriend when she couldn't compose a full sentence.

"Well, I had these elaborate plans to woo you and they will happen but I got to thinking that maybe I was tempting fate. You know how I feel about you and I know how you feel about me and I'm a little paranoid that we'll never have 'the perfect first date' so I thought I'd change the order. So I've cooked a nice meal for us and we can dance here and make out on the couch."

Jane laughed as she went to hug him, they shared a brief kiss. Jane pulled back and looked into Kurt's eyes.

"Can I have a few minutes to freshen up?"

"Of course."

"Great! I'll be back in a few."

True to her word Kurt turned around a few minutes later to find Jane leaning on the bedroom doorframe in just his shirt from earlier and not all of the buttons were done up.

"Jane?" Kurt croaked

He watched as Jane made her way slowly towards him.

"Well, seeing as you decided to change up the order of our 'dates', I thought I could change the programme of this date."

At his perplexed look Jane elaborated while she played with his tie in a seductive manner.

"Well, I thought I'd have dessert first. Do you have any objections?"

Kurt swallowed a few times before he responded.

"N…n…no, not at all."

"Good!"

With that Jane turned her back and pulled Kurt along by his tie to their bedroom. Needless to say they ate their dinner much much later than originally planned but neither minded. Jane's prediction was correct, they were very compatible.