Mario and Dry Bowser

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

What would life be for Mario if he didn't live in the Mushroom Kingdom but in a tiny village within the meadows east of Toad Town? New discoveries, friends, and insanity with more of the same, stupid nonsense Mario's come to expect by now at his best! ...or worst, depending on how the red capped Italian plumber views it. And Dry Bowser is there to get involved in the stupidity!

62. I've REALLY Stopped Trying

Mario was attacked by a Koopa wizard, and a Magnium Bill, both of which were sent to destroy him by Bowser. Waluigi snickered as Mario tried his best to escape, but he crashed into a wall.

"Why must this chapter be short?" Mario asked as the Koopa wizard electrocuted him, with the magnium bill crashing into him, causing him to spiral in the sky.

Waluigi shrugged as he simply stated, "Because this story sucks. That's why." He popped out a can of Pepsi as he drunk it, while Bowser was on his back, laughing heartily.