Mario and Dry Bowser

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

What would life be for Mario if he didn't live in the Mushroom Kingdom but in a tiny village within the meadows east of Toad Town? New discoveries, friends, and insanity with more of the same, stupid nonsense Mario's come to expect by now at his best! ...or worst, depending on how the red capped Italian plumber views it. And Dry Bowser is there to get involved in the stupidity!

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"GET THE COOKIE!" Mario screamed as he fell in a sewer. "GET THE COOKIE! GOD DAMN IT, COME DOWN HERE AND HELP ME GET THE FUCKING COOKIE!"

Kevin, Birdo, Dr. Hoshi, Bowser, and Waluigi looked down as Mario was flailing about in the sewer, screaming for help as he tried getting his cookie. Suddenly, spaghetti came down, causing Mario to drown.

"...He was a good soul, that Mario," Dr. Hoshi said as he closed his eyes, with everyone except Bowser and Waluigi paying respect, the latter two laughing their heads of, being the jackasses that they were.