Mario and Dry Bowser

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

What would life be for Mario if he didn't live in the Mushroom Kingdom but in a tiny village within the meadows east of Toad Town? New discoveries, friends, and insanity with more of the same, stupid nonsense Mario's come to expect by now at his best! ...or worst, depending on how the red capped Italian plumber views it. And Dry Bowser is there to get involved in the stupidity!

65. Mario Chokes On Tuna

Mario got something caught in his throat. It was a tuna, and a very big one, at that.

What the hell was he thinking, this wasn't actual fanfiction. This was just a horrible sham set up by the author to get in free hits so that he would be able to sleep better at night. Mario knew this fact well, but unfortunately for him, there was absolutely nothing he could do about it. So he had the tuna stuck in his throat.

Of course, Bowser and Waluigi knew this as they were watching from Bowser's house. The two proceeded to laugh, anyway. Both Birdo and Bowser Junior, who were watching the scene from their house, took witness of Mario choking, as Birdo felt completely bad for the unlucky red capped Italian plumber, while Bowser Jr., just like his father, was too busy laughing his head off at the scene. Just like Bowser and Waluigi before them, and just like the choking Mario, Birdo and Bowser Jr. knew this fact to be true, them having pity for the author not being clever enough to make an actual proper chapter.