Mario tried to paunch, but he failed. So he met a horrible death set up by Bowser, which required over nine thousand bom, that Waluigi snuck out from the nearby factory, not using the spell check as he was too fucking lazy too actually give a crap. Mario tried to come back to life, but he failed.
Bowser sneered as he folded his arms, shaking his head. He turned to Waluigi, sighing. "You know what's really sad, Waluigi?"
"What?" Waluigi asked as he set the nine thousand bombs lit, causing a huge fiery explosion that caused the Apocalypse.
Bowser lowered his head in shame as he sighed, closing his eyes. "This fanfic is likely ten times better than most fanfic both on this site and the entire Internet."
"Indeed. Such a shame," Waluigi agreed as he took off his cap, looking down in disappointment.
"Where the hell is Mario?" Bowser Jr. asked as he munched down on various sugar cookies. "I wanna kick his Italian butt!"
Birdo sighed as she sipped some tea, shaking her head as she and Bowser Jr. were inside her house. "Doing something stupid, I'm sure..."