Mario tried taking a poop, but things were not going well for him. Mario continued grunting in pain as (lol, it sounds like pingas) Bowser and Waluigi broke through the door, causing Mario to scream as he urinated on the ceiling. Bowser and Waluigi bursted into laughter as they took a picture of this extremely embarrassing moment for Mario.
"Gotcha, stupid plumber!" Bowser stated as he gave Mario the middle finger, running out of the bathroom.
Waluigi laughed as he placed a motion sensor bomb on the floor, waving at Mario as he winked. "Looks like you have to deal with two bombs, Blandio." Waluigi laughed as he, too, rushed out.
Mario grunted as he made another poop, looking at the motion sensor bomb with worry as it ticked away. Suddenly, without any time to prepare himself...
Mario went boom.
"...And that's why he always takes his time while going to the bathroom." Birdo explained as she moved her hands around, nodding her head as she blinked. "Ya know, in the bathroom, but you knew that already."
"Oh!" Toadette exclaimed in awe as she held her hands together, shuddering in disgust as she squinted, sticking her tongue out. "Ewww..."