Mario today was watching some television in his house, not noticing the snooping Koopa Troopas that were attempting to barge in. As Mario laughed his head off, a window broke, and feet scurrying in the house were head, but the red-capped plumber did not hear a thing. Instead, he continued watching his favorite show, comfortably sitting in his personal red sofa. As the Koopa thieves took several objects, they heard Mario getting up from his sofa, and they all fled. As Mario entered into the kitchen, he looked around, his jaw dropped in disbelief as he noticed the muddy tracks and the broken cabinets.
"Mamma mia!" Mario exclaimed, running to a cabinet on the far left, looking in and sighing of relief as his prized possession - a golden Koopa shell - was left intact. Making sure no one was around, Mario grabbed the golden shell and took it with him, back to his sofa, and resumed watching his TV show, which was 'Buzzy Beetles on the Bus'.
Two hours and seventeen minutes later, Luigi came back from Toadette's tea party, carrying his tea with him. As he took a sip of the tea and placed the cup by the sink, Luigi's eyes nearly popped out of his head as he noticed what has happened to the house. He rushed into the living room, only to see Mario watching the TV, who turned around and just smiled sheepishly. In response, Luigi slapped his forehead, groaning as he grabbed a broom and started cleaning the kitchen.
"Did anyone reading even notice that Luigi was in the story at all?" Bowser Jr. asked as he moved his hands about, walking past Mario's house with Birdo.
Birdo simply shook her head as she shrugged. "Not really. But I don't think anyone honestly cares." She and Bowser Jr. then suddenly fell down a pitfall, with Waluigi laughing as he rubbed his hands together in a dastardly fashion.