Mario was having a brief meeting with Birdo and Golly The Goomba as they wondered what to do today.
"I just wonder what today-" Mario started as he was immediately interrupted.
"It's always the same thing every single day! And here you are, sitting on your fat ass, doing nothing but wasting your precious life away!" Golly scowled as she jumped up and down impatiently, pointing out a very interesting fact.
Mario sighed as she rested his head on his arms. "You're right. I should do something more productive..."
"Like make better stories?" Birdo suggested.
"And focus on better characters." Golly added.
"And actually give in some details." Birdo pinpointed as she adjusted her red colored bow.
"And not lazily work on it even though you promised it, making you a big hypocrite." Golly added up.
Silence. Birdo and Golly slowly stared at the computer screen, eyeing you, the reader, suspiciously as Mario slowly raised his head, a curious look on his face.
"...Why does this sound like a certain someone?" Mario questioned as he took off his cap and scratched his head.
...gah! Even the damn characters are aware of it, too! I gotta hide it with something... oh! Duh! I'll just make this the seventy seventh chapter, and no one will ever notice! Am I an evil genius or what?