Mario and Dry Bowser

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

What would life be for Mario if he didn't live in the Mushroom Kingdom but in a tiny village within the meadows east of Toad Town? New discoveries, friends, and insanity with more of the same, stupid nonsense Mario's come to expect by now at his best! ...or worst, depending on how the red capped Italian plumber views it. And Dry Bowser is there to get involved in the stupidity!

81. Chapter 81

Mario was on the sandy, sun-drenched tropical beach that was south of Toad Town, enjoying a nice glass of lemonade as he relaxed on his red-and-yellow colored beach chair, feeling the nice summer breeze blowing into his face. The red-capped Italian American plumber sighed with relief as he took in the sun's powerful ultraviolet rays, not having a care in the world about the Mushroom Kingdom as he heard the delightful plays of the Koopa children nearby. Mario quickly took off his sunglasses, and looked up to see a pair of Bullet Bills blasting by, the sand tossed into the air behind them. Mario grinned, and shook his head as he sipped more of his lemonade, sighing heavenly once again.

"Mamma mia... this is the nicest-a weather I have ever felt-a outside of Toad Town..." Mario muttered to himself with satisfaction as he comforted himself a bit, hearing Yoshi running by with a Goomba and Blooper giving chase, playing tag. As Mario started snoozing quietly, a yellow frisbee was tossed nearby, of which belonged to a Chargin' Chuck as he ran over to get the frisbee, looking up and gasping to see Mario relaxing. Mario, however, heard this, and he turned his head to the right, to see the Chargin' Chuck.

"Yes? Can I-a help you?" Mario asked politely as he sipped more of his delicious, healthy lemonade.

The Chargin' Chuck became nervous, stuttering as sweat came down his face, gulping as he was shocked to have Mario talking to him. Mario raised his right eyebrow cautiously as the Chargin' Chuck had a rather hard time to get out his response.

"I-I-I-I...I'm s-s-such a b-b-big fan of y-y-yours..." The nervous Chargin' Chuck sighed as he fainted, twitching in angst, causing Mario to move his beach chair a bit away, shifting his eyes to the left and right as he sat back down and sighed, feeling the water splash on his face from the large waves that came in. All Mario could do from there on was smile and bob his head back with forth in comfort as he heard the visitors having fun in the water, splashing about as a larger wave came in, wetting half of the sandy beach as the yellowish sun got brighter and hotter.