Mario was eating some jelly filled donuts, because he was one lazy fat ass. When suddenly Waluigi jumped out of the bushes and started beating up Mario with a wooden plank!
"Wa! Ha! Ha! Ha!" Waluigi laughed with every bonk to Mario's head as he severely damaged the red capped plumber, kicking him down a pit that was right behind him.
Mario screamed as he flailed his arms about, landing on the bottom as he looked up, cold water coming down to fill up the pit. Waluigi laughed evilly as he pushed a gigantic grayish boulder over the pit, covering it as he walked away, tucking his purple cap forward as he whistled.