Mario and Dry Bowser

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

What would life be for Mario if he didn't live in the Mushroom Kingdom but in a tiny village within the meadows east of Toad Town? New discoveries, friends, and insanity with more of the same, stupid nonsense Mario's come to expect by now at his best! ...or worst, depending on how the red capped Italian plumber views it. And Dry Bowser is there to get involved in the stupidity!

87. Chapter 87

Mario questioned the fabric of time and space as time was moving too fast. Sadly for him, Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina were all not too happy at seeing the red capped plumber.

"Uh... so about time going fast..." Mario started as he was choked by Palkia, while Dialga and Giratina continued glaring upon him.

"Save your breath! These's no way you're going to convince me changing it!" Dialga snapped as he headbutted Mario, crushing his entire body.

Palkia nodded in agreement as he blasted water at Mario's face. "Yeah! Then you'd want to screw up the space continuium, and THAT'S NO GOOD."

Giratina grinned evilly as he grabbed Mario and tossed him into a dark abyss, watching the plumber scream as his entire body dissolved. Giratina sighed as he turned around, telling Dialga and Palkia, "Well, mission solved. Who wants pancakes?"