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The Adventures of a Lovesick Idiot: The Return of the Goddess

Leo sat in front of the television. He had been given one chance from Aphrodite to talk to the girl of his dreams and he had ruined it.

Leo was an inch away from killing off Frank and Jason because if he couldn't have love, why should they?

He shook himself out of it and realised what he had just thought. Was he really willing to kill his two guy friends just because they had perfect relationships?

Privately, Leo thought, 'If I could get Calypso back, it could be worth it…"

Obviously, Leo wouldn't do that seeing as the quest would be a failure if those two died.

'I do love her though… A lot…'

"Oh? Leo messed it up again? I guess I'll have to go and undo his dirty work…"

Calypso was doing the gardening when her tomatoes exploded.

"Oh my! Ew! Yuck, YUCK, Yuck, YUCK! Why do you plant these squish-able vegetables everywhere?! Urgh, now my outfit's dirty! Oh wait… I'm a goddess," the beautiful women rushed all in one breathe. She waved a hand over herself and then sighed in relief. "Much better…"

"Tomatoes are fruits…" Calypso slowly corrected.

"Oh?! Never mind… Sweetie? You do know that the scrawny, little lovesick boy is truly in love with you? Do you have any idea how hard I worked on recreating his image?! And he even asked me for dating advice?! He risked his manly pride to ask me how to deal with you!"

Calypso pondered over it. 'Does Leo really love me? Nah… If he really did, he would be able to tell how I really feel about him. You'd think that if he really knew me that well, he'd be capable of reading my emotions… really, really well.'

Calypso sniffed haughtily.

"He doesn't love me. Leo made that quite clear when he rejected me." That was when she realised what an ungoddessly thing she had said. "Besides, long distance relationships just don't work… You know?"

"Honey! Stop making excuses like that! The thing that you've got between the two of you… That's truly true love…" Aphrodite sighed and clasped her hands together. "True love… You can't deny it! The two of you were simply meant to be!"

Calypso rolled her eyes. Aphrodite was so cheesy; it was like she was reading from a soap opera script.

"And besides, Leo totally wants to you back. I mean like, look at him!" Aphrodite added excitedly as she waved her hand over the surface of the water in the fountain.

The foggy image showed Leo curled up in a ball on a couch. He was in an enclosed room with a bed, a wooden three legged table, a small wardrobe, a metal desk and a metal stool.

A macho looking Asian cautiously stepped into the control room and turned to face Leo. Or as we like to call him: the guy who really has trouble expressing his feeling regarding romance.

"In case you didn't notice, our ship is under attack and you're just sitting there like a hobo," the other boy said as he prodded Leo's arm. "Hello?"

Leo slowly raised his head to look the macho guy in the eye. "You think I don't know that?" The tone was soft but dangerous.

"Do you want this quest to fail?"

It was a fairly simple question but it looked like Leo had trouble answering.

The TV flickered to life.

"CALYPSO! I'm so sorry, I'll never ask you that again. Please forgi-" Leo started.

"I don't want your stupid apology, Leo." Calypso saw herself saying.

"What were you going to say? Hm?" Calypso (of the past) had her arms folded across her chest. "I'm so sorry! Please forgive me! I'll do anything you want?!" she imitated with a high-pitched voice.

Calypso watched herself straighten her posture and say in a dignified manner, "I just called to let you know that I've moved on. I've gotten over you." She saw herself cradling a cat in a very tender and loving position.

"I found this poor little kitten washed up on the beach and somehow, it didn't crash land on it or destroy it!" With every syllable she spoke, her voice got higher and squeakier until she could barely manage anything at all. Calypso reflected on her past self. Two words. Vocal. Training.

"I have named this poor defenseless animal Percy!" Calypso proclaimed as she lifted the trembling feline in the air.

"Are you sure it's a he?" the other boy asked awkwardly. Calypso narrowed her eyes when she remembered how snide that boy was.

"Just wait a minute."

She turned the kitten over and scrutinised it.

"I don't care if it's a girl and that's that! I love Percy more than you!"

And with that, the connection between the two of them was broken.

"Does that mean you're helping us fight?" the Asian asked hopefully.

Leo glared at him coldly and stormed out of the room.

"I told you so…" Aphrodite taunted.