Mario watched as two wooden brownish barrels rolled towards him. He pondered, wondering what anyone else would do in his situation. Gasping as he snapped his fingers, Mario ran towards the barrels, punching them. He smiled as he placed his hands on his hips, getting overrun by a tank.
"I knew we should have gotten that other model," Waluigi muttered as he opened the hatch, looking down to see Mario flattened like a pancake. He smiled, shouting down to Bowser, who was doing the driving, "On second though, let's keep this baby!"
Bowser chuckled as he stepped on the gas, the tank still flattening Mario like there was no tomorrow.