Mario and Dry Bowser

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

What would life be for Mario if he didn't live in the Mushroom Kingdom but in a tiny village within the meadows east of Toad Town? New discoveries, friends, and insanity with more of the same, stupid nonsense Mario's come to expect by now at his best! ...or worst, depending on how the red capped Italian plumber views it. And Dry Bowser is there to get involved in the stupidity!

91. Chapter 91

Mario was on a magic carpet ride. That belonged to Gwonam.

"SQUADALAH!" Mario exclaimed as he opened up his arms, only to be slapped across the face by Gwonam.

"Only I get toi say that. Only me. Me." Gwonam threatened as he grabbed Mario by the collar.

Mario sweated nervously. "Ehehehe, what's a little phrase stealing, 'eh Gwonam?"

Gwonam's right eye twitched violently as Gwonam punched Mario in the nose, causing the red capped plumber to fall off the carpet.