Mario screamed as he headed down the waterfall, having fallen in the river earlier. He popped hios head out, to see several pigeon spitting seeds at tried getting the pigeons away, but he landed on a rock sticking out from the waterfall, his body turning around as his crotch broke.
"Well, so much for having kids..." Mario muttered in a quiet, high pitched voice as he continued falling, making a big splash in the pool at the bottom of the waterfall as his legs stuck out in the air.
Waluigi, who was clobbering dem dere Koopas with his purple tennis racket, noticed Mario's legs, and laughed his head off as he briefly pointed at them.