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The Adventures of a Lovesick Idiot: The Chicken Nugget Shield

"It's no use! We'll NEVER override the system. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!" Piper screeched.

"Do you know anyone who can hack it?!" Hazel yelled desperately.

"Well, Leo can! Duh!" Jason yelled back.

Piper screamed back with a very confused tone (Look, people. No one has any idea how that works, but deal with it. This is fanfiction. Anything's possible), "WHERE IS THE REPAIR BOY WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!"

"IN HIS ROOM, TALKING TO CALYPSO!" Frank answered frankly.

The situation was getting worse by the second and by now, everyone was screaming in panic. Everyone, screaming, I'm telling you! Even Nico… Now that was weird…

"GO GET HIM OUT OF HIS FREAKING ROOM!" Nico squealed.

Yes, people. Today is a monumental day! Nico is squealing!

Coach Hedge was nowhere to be seen (thank goodness).

Eventually, the demigods decided to send Jason to get Leo because not everyone had the power to pull a guy away from his girlfriend.

"OWN UP! WHERE'S THE NINJA ASSASIN?!" a goatly voice yelled.

There was an 'Oh no' to be heard and then all hell broke loose.

"You hang up first!"

"No you!"

"No you!"

"No you!"

"YOU!"

"YOU!"

"YOU!"

"Um… I'll hang up for the two of you," Jason interrupted.

He pressed the 'POWER' button and the screen went completely black.

"HEY!" Leo whined.

"It's for your own good. And the ship's. There's some kind computerised virus attacking the ship's chicken nugget shield," Jason explained.

"Say that again."

"Why?"

"It's funny hearing you say something random, like chicken nugget shield."

Jason rolled his eyes and whacked the back of Leo's head.

"Get to it, repair boy."

Leo took out the batteries from the Wii controller and then reinserted them. He pressed Ctrl, Alt and Delete on the laptop and then entered Jupiter, 9, Orion, Serpent, and Omega into a bronze sphere.

"They're officially off our tail. And I installed voice recognition into the mega cup holders. No need to thank me. No actually, thank me," Leo rambled on.

Thankfully, the others didn't thank him. Leo clearly didn't need even more ego stroking.

"Am I done, here?" Leo asked hopefully.

He wanted – no he needed – to get back to Calypso.

"Not so fast, Leo. You've spent the last three days talking to her and you've missed out on seven monsters. We are banning you from that room until you prove yourself."

"How?"

"We'll see…"

"Am I allowed to call her one last time to tell her why I'll be off the radar for a few days?"

"Sure-" Frank started but Jason was absolutely ruthless.

"No, I'm going to go in your place and tell her for you," he ordered mercilessly.

'Damn,' Leo thought to himself, 'I wanted to talk to Calypso just one more time and I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids.'

Leo scrubbed the dish. Despite the fact that the dishes were enchanted to give you any kind of food you could possibly think of, they could not clean themselves. And additionally, the Argo II did not have an unlimited supply of those plates.

Although Leo had a pair of lava-proof gloves on, he could still feel the over-whelming heat. Apparently, Percy Jackson was given the same punishment when he was around thirteen.

'On the bright side,' Leo thought, 'Great minds think alike. YAY! That means we're both great!'

Leo had a mini celebration inside his head. Maybe Leo could be heroic too.

Maybe when all this was over, Leo would finally become an awesome hero.

Thank you for reading!

Please, please, please review to tell me what to do with this story coz if I get stuck, I won't be able to update so regularly. And then there'll be an awful chain of events which will lead to me giving this story a crap ending or completely deleting it.

BRING ON THE FLAMES, COS UNCLE LEO'S HERE!