Hey guys! Sorry for making you wait so long but I do have schoolwork (and I have to catch up with 13 years' worth of manga and anime but let's just pretend that's schoolwork). In Australia, we've had a week of holidays so far but I wasn't bothered to update because of my 'omg-it's-the-holidays-and-I-can't believe-they're-finally-here-so-I'm-going-to-do-nothing-for-a-whole-week' syndrome.

So here's the next chapter and I hope you enjoy it!

The Adventures of a Lovesick Idiot: The Babies of Caleo

Ok everyone, let's get something straight. When Calypso tried to teleport to Camp Half-Blood, the operative word was tried. She had planned on teleporting to Olympus with her goddess-ly powers but then reconsidered because the gods did try to punish her by banishing her to an island in another dimension for all eternity probably didn't want to see her again…

She had thought about teleporting to a certain apartment in Manhattan where a certain son of the sea god lived but then she realized that it was stupid for two reasons: 1) It would look bad from Leo's point of view if she teleported to the house of her former love interest and 2) Percy wouldn't be there anyway because he would be too busy on a let's-go-save-the-world quest (as usual).

Calypso didn't get what was wrong. She had clicked her fingers, hadn't she? She clicked her fingers again… and again… and again. Unless Calypso's magical power was suddenly drained by weird and random forces, the finger-clicking really should've worked.

'Great, just great,' she thought.

"ACHOOO!" the powerful man sneezed. Zeus wiped a bit of snot from his wet nostrils and wondered if he had kept his eyes open throughout the sneeze. Just because mortals couldn't open their eyes and sneeze at the same time, it didn't mean that immortals couldn't either. But unfortunately, it seemed as though even gods had a limit.

He had just gone through torture from his adopted daughter (because Aphrodite's father is actually Uranus but for the sake of the story, let's pretend that Zeus "adopted" Aphrodite) who was begging him to allow Calypso to be released from her prison. As much as he had wanted the conversation to end, it wasn't like he could let a helper of the titans free from her prison. At least, without paying a dear price.

Zeus got tired of his daughter's ranting so he made a deal. There were only a few conditions to leaving Ogygia.
If the traitor goddess really wanted to meet up with her prince in shining armour, not only did she have to have the motivated desperation to leave the island, but she also had to give up the thing that was the most important to every single deity out there… Immortality and the almost limitless powers of a god.

While Zeus was thinking about how terrible it was that Calypso would have to give up on her powers and immortality, Aphrodite was thinking about how wonderful this made everything. If Calypso lost her immortality, it kind of evened out the age gap so that Calypso wouldn't still look sixteen when Leo was all wrinkly, old and sun-dried.

She clasped her hands together and started daydreaming/fangirling/whatever-you-call-it.
Next stop: Caleo babies.

A while later…

She had it all figured out. They have three children: 2 daughters and a son. (I basically made up stats, descriptions, etc. for them. You can skip them if you want but I might use them in the sequel… or the sequel to the sequel).

Rosy:
She is 13 years old and is the eldest of the three. Although she is mildly mature, she still loves reading fairy tales and is talented at making childish puns while she hates slow Wi-Fi. Rosy had dark brown hair and caramel coloured eyes.
She has inherited her father's sense of humour and her mother's ability to communicate with animals. Rosy prefers to fight with her wits but is also very skilled at wielding spears. Her siblings and close friends call her Ro-Ro.

Danni:
Danni is 9 years old and is considered the most logical of her siblings. She looks just like her mother (blonde hair and caramel eyes) and looks absolutely nothing like her father. Danni likes to be realistic and often insults her brother and sister by using words that are so long and incomprehensible that no one ever realises that she is secretly cussing. Her favourite foods are chocolate covered coffee beans and just coffee in general but she can't stand potato salad.
Danni uses weapons like daggers and swords to fight. She is good at making weapons in the forge with her father yet somehow manages to keep her adorably good looks. Her official title is 'Dan the Flying Man'.

Joe:
Joe is the youngest and he is only seven. He has just recently learned how to go to the toilet by himself but still needs a lot of help with monster fighting and putting his clothes on. He has curly brown hair and a brown eye and a blue one (No one knows why). He has a childish sense of wonderment like the rest of the children at his age and is easily excited.
Although he is only seven, his parents and elders can see the great potential he has. Not only does he have his father's strongest skill (FIRE!) but also his mother's (Healing and control over animal pheromones).

"They're so perfect," Aphrodite said to herself as she wiped a tear from her eyes. "I wish I could make them real… Oh wait… I can…"

I'm sorry it's so short and I'm so sorry that I haven't updated in forever but I'm seriously trying! I have this Mandarin assignment due, an English poem, Math statistical work, a Music thingy-ma-jig and another load of stuff I don't even want to think about. So hope you enjoyed this, and review/fave/follow!

Bye~

BRING ON THE FLAMES, COS UNCLE LEO'S HERE!