"It's story time!" Dry Bowser exclaimed as he stepped into the library, with all the Lumas cheering loudly.
"I don't know why he would insist on doing this," Birdo remarked to Waluigi, who were both present.
"Because they have nothing better to do," Waluigi responded as Dry Bowser cleared his throat and began reading the story, which was 'Super Mario's Super Plunder'.
"After his usual romp in Bowser's Castle, Mario performs a shocking event on poor little Toad..." Dry Bowser began as he rolled his right boney hand around. "It all started when that red capped idiot was ding his usual walk..."
Mario was taking a usual stroll around the Mushroom Kingdom, jumping on green Koopa shells and picking them up, chucking them at the brown Goombas that walked right in front of him. As usual with every adventure he took to go after Bowser and save Princess Peach, Mario passed by and defeated the likes of Piranha Plants, Lakitus, Spinies, Hammer Bros, and Bullet Bills, defeating them with ease as he approached the first castle, jumping on the flag post and then entering into the castle.
After entering the castle, Mario looked around, and seeing no harm, he ran straight ahead, only to accidentally trip and fall into the red hot magma. Mario screamed in pain as he ran faster, his rear in flames as he held it in pain. Although he managed to get the flames off, Mario still rubbed his burnt rump, frowning as he shook the feeling off and continued heading forward. Two guard Hammer Bros noticed the red-capped Italian American plumber, and they started chucking hammers at him.
Mario jumped to the left and right, although he got hit by three of the many hammers. After the third hammer, Mario fell back on the ground, knocked out. Moaning as his rubbed his head while trying to prevent dizziness, the Hammer Bros laughed as they grabbed him and then chucked him into the seemingly bottomless pit below, watching him scream as he tumbled down. As the Hammer Bros fell on their backs and bursted into tears of laughter, Mario returned from the floating platform above, having lost a life. Coming back down, he stomped on the Hammer Bros and grabbed the two hammer-wielding turtles, chucking them down the pit. Looking down and hearing them scream, Mario merely grinned as he jumped over the pit and entered into the green warp pipe, to find Bowser standing above a wooden bridge, which was above hot red lava.
"Mario! I have been waiting for you!" Bowser shouted as he grinned slyly, crossing his arms together. "You should have not taken so long. Let's do this!"
Mario nodded, rushing towards Bowser as he jumped up and pounded the King of the Koopas in the face, knocking the reptilian monarch on his back as Mario grabbed the axe and chopped the ropes of the bridge, watching it fall into the lava, along with Bowser, who was unable to get back up. Mario grinned, and he turned around, heading into the room behind the bridge area, to find Toad tied in the ropes. Freeing the ropes with his fiery red fireballs, Mario picked up Toad and set him on the ground.
"S-Sorry, Mario..." Toad apologized, looking down at his feet as he gulped, "B-But the princess is in another castle..."
Mario grinned, getting a sneaky idea. "Ho oh oh... who said I was after the princess...?" He suggested, winking as Toad giggled with joy.
Bowser popped back up from the lava, gasping as he crawled into the next room. He screamed in horror, his eyes nearly melting as he saw what was resulting at the moment.
"Wasn't that a good story?" Dry Bowser asked as he noticed all the Lumas clamoring for more. "All right, here's one more story, though it's not as good, I'll tell you that much..."
Mario stopped by Morshu's new shop in Seaside Hill to see if there was anything useful for him. Morshu just stood there, whistling innocently as he watched Mario move about.
"Need anything, partner?" Morshu asked as he held his hands together.
Mario approached Morshu, holding a toaster. "How much is it for this?" He asked, pointing at the price tag.
Morshu looked at the toaster, then back at Mario. "It'll be over nine thousand rubbies. Mmmm!" He stared at Mario blankly.
Mario blinked several times, and then he tossed the toaster at Morshu, stomping off. "What a ripoff!"