Mario and Dry Bowser

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

What would life be for Mario if he didn't live in the Mushroom Kingdom but in a tiny village within the meadows east of Toad Town? New discoveries, friends, and insanity with more of the same, stupid nonsense Mario's come to expect by now at his best! ...or worst, depending on how the red capped Italian plumber views it. And Dry Bowser is there to get involved in the stupidity!

106. You Can't Fool Him

"You think he'll notice anything different?" Birdo asked as she and the others were hiding behind a set of bushes, with a plate of toast and spaghetti lying in front of them.

"No way. That fat idiot loses toast as much as he loves himself." Waluigi remarked as he rubbed his yellow duck that had a small version of his hat on it. "The spaghetti is just to reference SMG4."

"Who?" Bowser Jr. asked as he squinted is eyes, turning to Waluigi. "Sounds vaguely familiar, but I don't have a grasp on who he is."

"It's an idiot who makes crap like the author writing this slop." Dry Bowser remarked as he glanced around. "Hmmm. Mario still hasn't shown up. What the hell is he doing?"

Mario whistled as he walked by the plate of toast and spaghetti, ignoring it as he kept walking on his merry way. All four characters were confused as to why Mario didn't bother... until it hit them too late that a hord of Double Cherry cloned Marios all followed, swarming them and the plate of food.