Mario was reading a newspaper inside his house as all sorts of weird shit was going on outside, with the house shaking as the red capped pesky plumber looked up, confused.
"The hell? What happened this time?" Mario grumbled as he just wanted to read his newspaper. "Can't get any good coverage these days... hell, these chapters can't even reach one thousand words..."
"Want to change that?" Birdo asked as she walked by, trying to keep the floor clean as she slipped on a banana peel, injuring her back in the process.
Mario was about to question that when suddenly the ceiling above him broke, with him popping out of the rubble as Bowser Jr. laughed, chucking his Junior Clown Car down on him as insult to injury.
"Ha! Have fun with those injuries!" Bowser Jr. taunted as he then took off.
Princess Daisy farted in brown stained orange tight jeans as she walked by while fanning the air with her right hand as rubbing her farting big butt as she paused for a moment, letting out a pants pooping shart in Mario's face as she giggled.
"Sorry, but I always wanted to poop my pants in someone's face!" Daisy laughed as she took off.
Mario let out a huge sigh of both discomfort and disgust as he tried to get out, with Waluigi setting up various dynamite around him as he dashed outside the plumber's house, pressing the lever down as Mario's house exploded, with several of it going sky high.
"Wa ha ha! Look at how high that thing is going!" Waluigi exclaimed while pointing up as he turned to Dry Bowser, who was relaxing in a beach chair.
"What about it? You always find a way to torture Mario." Dry Bowser dryly pointed out as he sipped his soda bottle.
Suddenly the house remains fell on Waluigi and Dry Bowser, with the bony reptile turning into a pile of dusts as Waluigi popped his head out, only to get flattened by Mario, who was unconscious at this point.