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I haven't updated in a while but I simply had to after reading Blood of Olympus.

32 days since I got dumped by a guy I was never dating… I have no idea what the hell happened there… No signs of emotional trauma. Yet. Because of this, I have a relatively short chapter today… :(

Enjoy the chapter and I sincerely apologise for not updating regularly.

The Adventures of a Lovesick Idiot: I'm Magical

Calypso manipulated elements of nature around her while trying to ignore the little mermaids making fun of her. Every single time she looked into the lake, she saw two faces grinning and giggling at her.

Ever since she had become mortal, her powers had been greatly diminished. No longer could she teleport, shape-shift or drink large amounts of alcohol.

The meagre powers that remained after becoming a mortal were rather pathetic. After an afternoon of using her domain powers, she was exhausted. Calypso no longer had the luxury of limitless power so she had to play by the rules of demigods.

Four and a half hours of work had taught her quite a lot about herself. She had control over the element of earth although she didn't like having the same power as her grandmother (Yes, her grandmother. As in the one who wants to destroy the world). Calypso also had a slight presence of Charmspeak to be found in her tongue. Sure, the power wasn't nearly as potent as Piper's or Drew's, but it was Charmspeak and it did prove very effective in many situations involving monsters.

Calypso sighed and collapsed onto the floor due to her fatigue. She laid on the grass and ignored all the commotion around her. She forgot about Camp Half Blood, New York City's pollution, and she even disregarded the existence of immortal deities. For one moment in her life, she focussed only on Leo.

He wasn't standing right next to her but it felt like he was. She thought about the awkwardness that they shared and all the good times they had together. Her mind went back to the times when she was frustrated by his shyness and unwillingness to admit his feelings. If only he was here now.

A buzzing noise filled the air. Calypso closed her eyes and wrinkled her nose in distaste. No matter how much she loved nature, she absolutely hated mosquitos. They were just so annoying and Calypso didn't understand why they existed in the first place. Millions of people would be so relieved if those annoying blood-suckers didn't exist.

"Go away," she told the mosquito.

The buzzing didn't stop and the wings of the metal contraption continued on flapping.

'Wait, what?' she thought, 'Metal contraption?' She got up from the grass and rubbed her weary eyes. She held out her hands and the bronze sphere dropped into them.
"What in the Hades?" she murmured.

The gears in the ball whirred and the wings got folded in. Instead, it was replaced by a holographic screen composed of multiple, well-placed mini laser beams. Together, they managed to form a very familiar and endearing face. It was Leo!

"Hey Calypso!" he grinned.

"Hi Leo…" she gushed. "I can't believe you're really here!"

"I'm afraid that this is only a recorded message so we can't really talk in real life," he said sadly.

Calypso spun into her little world of downcast when she realised that it was only a recording.

"But that's okay," he added, "We can talk to each other via recordings!" he said cheerfully. Leo scratched the back off his head. "I got your message. But you probably already know that… And for your information, I am not an idiot! Leo Valdez is 70% bad boy, 25% hot stuff and the other 15% is filled with Leo the tofu taco guy. That's… 110%!" he complained before realising his amateur mistake. "Oh… Dammit. You know what I mean," he said pointing directly at the screen.

Calypso cracked a smile at his mathematical error. It was just so Leo!

"I'm still not an idiot," he sulked. "If you want to talk to me, leave a message after the beep."

There was a long moment of silence. Calypso was bewildered. She was meant to leave a message after the beep, but there was no beep! How in Tartarus was she supposed to know when to start talking.

Leo grinned at the camera.
"BEEP~" he giggled.

Calypso rolled her eyes before starting her one-sided conversation.
"Look Leo, I've gotten your message but it really has taken quite a while. If you're really that bad at math, I'll tutor you when we meet up again. I love how you're smart enough to get this machine to find me and install a sort of a memory or a communication device on it but you aren't smart enough to have a live chat on it. You're a freaking genius. I'm at Camp Half Blood right now, so yeah… Just feel free to uh… drop by anytime if you want to talk to me conveniently without any machinery involved. Bye~"

She stared weirdly at the camera. The light beside it was still blinking red. That meant it was still recording. How was she supposed to turn it off? Calypso picked up the shiny, metal ball and turned it around looking for a protruding part of sorts.

Calypso managed to find a small button on the otherwise smooth surface and pressed it. The camera was covered over with a spiral of bronze. The wings came out of their folds and expanded into their fully stretched three foot forms.

The goddess smiled as she watched the small sphere fly out into the open sky. She thought about what Leo's reaction to her message would be.

Calypso grinned and caused a minor earthquake due to her happiness.
"I'm magical," she said to no one in particular as she felt the soft grass in her hands.

Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! I'm sorry if it was a little short because I really wanted to update before going to sleep tonight so I rushed it a bit.

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BRING ON THE FLAMES, COS UNCLE LEO'S HERE!