Hey everyone~ Hope you guys have fun reading this chapter! :D I'm so glad that our class gets duty-girl again, meaning we get to miss out on one-and-a-half days of school. I'm spending most of that free time updating my two fanfics. Please read also read The Vow of Eternal Maidenhood if you can!

I'm sorry but I'm thinking of shortening this story's expected to chapter number to around 40. Sorry, but I decided that there was no way that I could get enough fillers for this. I'm going to assume that you guys have already read BoO, because I'll include references like the Physician's cure. Maybe…

The Adventures of a Lovesick Idiot:Justin Bieber 2.0

Leo twiddled his thumbs and looked at a screen. It showed the exact location of the bronze ball as long as the navigational instrument had wi-fi. Right now, the little dot was hovering over the Indian Ocean and moving ever so slowly. One millimetre every five minutes.

He slumped over and cradled his face with his palms. With the rate that it was moving with the added speed that the Argo II was going, the machine would arrive in approximately… four hours

'Four hours!' he thought, 'Four hours!' How would he help fill the boredom?! He groaned and squeezed his eyes together.

A new window popped up on his laptop labelled, 'Incoming Caller'. Leo frowned at this. He wasn't expecting anyone, although he was hoping for it to be Calypso. Sadly, the chances for Calypso to be the one messaging him were astronomical.

He clicked it curiously and the face of a quite handsome man was enlarged until it covered the entire screen. The demigod wrinkled his nose. Why was it that everyone in the mythological world was so devilishly good-looking?! It seemed that everyone but him had received this wonderful blessing.

The man did a Justin-Bieber-style hair flick with his wild blonde helmet and Leo flinched. He was disgusted and horrified by the thought of there being two Biebers on the planet.

"I'm Ignus," he said smoothly, "You have something that belongs to me. And I want it back."

Calypso grabbed a handful of dirt from the ground and watched the clump fall apart and trickle back down again. Occasionally, she exercised small bursts of power and created mini sculptures. She built a thin, four foot tower of diameter two centimetres. When it was constructed to her satisfaction, she cut off her power and used her finger to slowly destroy it.

A strong gust of wind sent the disintegrating tower flying. Bits of dirt managed to squirm their way into her mouth. She gagged at its horrible taste and spit as much of it out as possible.
"Never building magical sandcastles again, ever!" she vowed.

She dragged her butt back into her Big House room to kill time, maybe even try on her new shirt. Chiron had given her an official Camp Half Blood shirt and Calypso had paid Connor Stoll two drachmas for him to steal a pair of skinny jeans to go with it.

The goddess marvelled over her out-of-character-ness while looking in the full length mirror. She had adorned herself in an orange shirt and pale blue jeans. Her long, cinnamon hair was out of its plait and spilling over her shoulders.

She sighed. Now that she was no longer sheltered by the monster-proof protection of Ogygia, she wouldn't have so many chances to look so clean or unscathed.

Two Ancient Greek books on Ancient Warcraft, five cheese chapattis and a litre of lime cordial later, she was bored out of her mind. She wondered if Leo had received her message yet, if Percy had finally gotten out of Tartarus, if Ignus had given up on her yet, and if Odysseus had made it to the Isle of Blest yet.

She thought about her past fourteen loves and how naïve she was back then. Calypso had treated each and every one as her true love but never had they returned the love for long. Her entire life had been devoted to making men – who were already infatuated with other women – fall in love with her. She had tried so hard to make them stay but they had all left her.

Calypso used to wish for nothing more but company but now she knew better. Leo had been the only one who had bothered with keeping in contact with her after his departure. Sure he wasn't as nice-looking as some of her other "loves" but he had a modern sense of humour and an imagination.

Leo blinked, confused, "I have no idea what you're talking about."

Ignus raised a sceptical eyebrow, "Are you sure?" he asked. "Are you sure that you haven't stolen anything from me in the past few… four days?" he asked again, referring to the Wikipedia page on Calypso's love life.

The son of Hephaestus found trouble counting back four days. 'Four days ago…' he thought, 'Four days ago… That was the 29th of July.'
"I'm sorry," Leo apologised, scratching his head, "On the 29th of July, I was in a different dimension so there's no way I stole anything belonging to you."

Justin Bieber II sighed in frustration.
"What an idiot, haven't you Googled me yet?"

Leo almost kicked himself when he realised that he had failed to search him up. Whenever he met someone associated with Greek mythology, it was always best to search them up to find out about strengths and weaknesses. He quickly opened a window of Google Chrome and typed in 'Ignus Greek mythology' (in Ancient Greek of course).

"I'll save you the effort," Ignus drawled, "I'm Calypso's boyfriend."

Sorry for such a short chapter guys! And the chapter was really late as well but keep in mind that I'm still trying to get over emotional trauma. Six years of crushing, all gone, BAM. Just like that.

Well anyway,
BRING ON THE FLAMES, COS UNCLE LEO'S HERE!