Unexpected Reincarnation
Disclaimer I don't own everything but the oc(s).:
Here Am I in white train station place again ...
I wonder what death take too long to find where I'm going to reborn or reincarnated or just randomly put me on someone's body and soon receive all his/her memories. Bloody death thought it more fun like this or his term let spin the bloody wheel of future... Argh!
You wouldn't know to expect...
I remember the time I was reborn as a bloody ninja...
Yeah you heard me a ninja especially from the Uchiha clan, oh boy they all just like those bloody arrogant prick like a ninja version of the Malfoy (no offense i don't like them, sure some are ok but mostly they all are arrogant). Yeah I was born as one of the Uchiha. I even heard about this so called "coup d"tet'" against the Hokage and thus where all started of the famous "Uchiha massacre" by Uchiha Itachi himself. I was lucky I was alive back then and also during that time I was on a one month mission given by the Hokage. And when I came back oh boy that where the fun part starts. So basically I'll just skip this part of the story and tell it in a another time.
On the second time I was reborn into a mage or wizard but different this time I don't need a bloody stick, And I was one of the guild member of the fairy tail, it was chaos if you ask me, especially Natsu and Grey always fighting and both end up been punish or beaten up by Erza but then again all hell broke loose as all of them fight once more, I wonder how many money does the master Macarov needed to pay for the broken stuff in order to repair it and I that would be a lot of paperwork. Many really happen that happen in fairy tail. But soon I die again.
In my third time oh please I think death was joking at me I was reborn as a death god known as William ... I really hate this one because of a bloody wanker of a red head try to annoy me and give me more paperwork! Oh I wish to end his life the moment I was assign with him. Soon after I trea- I mean scolded death about my predicament.
Let just say in my fourth time I think death was amuse and the same time annoyed at me and with the click of his finger, guess what happen?
I was put in scariest moment of all things I was in a girl's body but I was wearing a male uniform? And I suddenly notice my surroundings that I was in front of many women talking to me. I was silent at that time when a blond hair guy suddenly came running to me, so my instinct kick in and side step away from the said blond hair teen face flat at the ground and two identical twins start laughing.
I soon find out that my name is Haruhi and the reason I was wearing a boy's uniform because I have a dept to pay for broken the bloody vase... Let just say it was hectic cause of a certain blond idiot, and near I really had no idea why did I get married to the blond idiot... For some reason I somehow to like him...
Sure an idiot but there is something that makes you to like him? I guess? ,... Wait... Holy sh*# did I just turn gay? No offense but hey I'm in a girl's body but the soul is a boy... Oh great now I'm confused of my sexuality... Damn...
OK let just forget about that and move on...
On my next life I woke up in a couch as I look around I know I'm inside the mansion... You can literally see the view of a big garden...
Later on memories came flood at my mind, it really hurt like a 1000 ton mallet was use to hit your head...
Oh great now I'm in mafia... What is next? I'm a Guardian ... Oh right, I'am a cloud guardian to be exactly...
Aluade or was it Aluadi?... Wow I had a pretty name a girl's name wwoooo who in a bloody hell name a son in a girl's name?!
Argh! Stop it Harry James Potter stop complaining!
Let see I'm Alaude , a cloud guardian , I had a boss and a fellow guardian, I hate the melon head guy, I'm aloof or a loner ... Wait am I acting like a Uchiha?! , oh death and fate do hate me?! , OK calm down Potter remember you have been through this so calm down...
Let just say I had no choice to act like a Uchiha so no one would suspect a thing and guess what? I got a catchycatch phrase oh wait let me re phrase it
Hey! Death!
"I arrest you to death"
I said to death after that, I die in that life death wasn't amused at all. Well it is his fault for putting me in that place... But I seem to like it when I always give them poker face. Amusing actually.
And now because of that pun I was in this situation
At first everything seems blurry. And suddenly I heard shouting?
"Hurry! "
"Call... Doctor!"
I wonder , did death put me in a weird situation again.. And suddenly i feel pain in my lower body oddly enough.
Wtf?! Why do I feel so painful in my stomach, did I hit by a bullet or something?
A'm I dying ?
why?
My stomach feel heavy like there is a watermelon inside it...
Argh it hurt like bi#*× ...
Why does it feel so hurt ?! ...
Like I'm trying to push something...
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Wait..
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My stomach hurts...
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It's heavy...
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Hurt like bi*%$#.
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Wanting to push something inside...
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"OH BLOODY HELL NO! I'M LABORING AGAIN?! DAMN IT!"
Oh the pain?! I'm really sorry those all mother, oh kami!
"Doctor...!" Shout by someone
"Go!... Go!"
"Hurry up!"
"Stop panicking!?"
Bloody hell could they just shut up and attend me for my needs IM ON A BLOODY LABOR HERE! HHHEEEELLLLOOOOOO
"Where is it...?!"
"What?!.."
"No!..."
What the hell is wrong with this people?! And where is my bloody so called doctor!
"No!"
"YES"
"NO"
"YES"
"NO"
what are they arguing now?!
Deep breath Potter you are in a labor now , argh.""
"Yuri-sama!" Wtf?!
"Please Yuri-sama don't die!"
What the f*%# I'm not dying you git , I'm laboring here hello?!.,What in the bloody hell wrong with this people?!
"Aaarrrhhhh!" I shout in pain , fuc# this is... Too painful
"Yuri-sama you can do it!" Same voice I heard a minute ago.
"Yuri-sama please!"
"Stop shouting already you bloody git and for f*&# sake call the bloody doctor"
I shout at the voice
"Hibari-sama pppp-lllleeeasee ca-calm-m d-down" another voice said nervously
"CALM DOWN?! CALM DOWN?! I'M IN A BLOODY LABORING HERE YOU AS$$&%*#
DO YOU THINK IT IS EASY TO GAVE BIRTH?!
IT LIKE YOUR PUSHING SOMETHING BIGGER INSIDE YOU FU%#*×
AND WHERE THE HELL IS THE BLOODY DOCTOR OR A MIDWIFE DAMN IT!
AND WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!? .. Aaaarrrgggggghhh!"
I shout while trying to push out my baby...
And so everyone start to attend my need finally... Aahhh my baby go out already please, mommy want to see you and I hate this pain!
Where is my husband anyway?!
"Yuri" a calm soothing voice I heard as someone hold my hand to support me. I was about to look at my husband and suddenly i feel very painful under...
"Arghh!"
I shout as i hold tightly on my husband hand,it is bit bigger than mine and rough due to work, I close my eyes tightly as I gritted my teeth and start to push harder.
"Push!"
"Push!"
"I can see the head!"
"Almost there Yuri-sama!"
"Push harder love" same soothing voice told me as he hold thighly in my hands for support and so I did use my every energy I had left to push. As I push I heard it..
Our baby's wail...
"Waaahhh..."
Finally it is finish.. I feel like I'm going to sleep but before I close my eyes I can feel my husband kissed my forehead and said
"You did a wonderful job love" the last thing I heard and everything black out.
Oh boy finally the story start! :D like it?
so dramatic geez..