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The Adventures of a Lovesick Idiot: Hugged to Death

Frank rolled his eyes and so did Piper. Typical. As usual Leo was so obsessed with his lover now that she was talking to him again that he didn't even participate in crew activities anymore.

For Olympus' sake! He was the captain of the Argo II! He was meant to be the one commanding everything, as opposed to the one who had to dragged out of his room. Leo waited all day in his room just for a message from his little girlfriend. The only time when he came out was to go to the toilet or snag emergency provisions from the dining hall to feed himself.

'What a single-minded guy,' Frank thought. 'It's like whenever he's around her, his symptoms of ADHD disappear…'

"I'll go get him out of his room," Frank volunteered, "And if he's stubborn, I'll just drag him out, with the strength of a bear. If you know what I mean."

"Sure," Jason agreed, "Just make sure he comes out fast, he has got to see this."

Frank walked in the general direction of the captain's quarters. 'Calypso,' he thought. 'What a seductress!' And judging by technicalities, that was actually true. First was Odysseus, then a long line of practically every single Greek hero, and then there was Percy, and lastly, Leo. Sure Frank just made Calypso sound like a skilled player, but it was true. You can't deny the blatant truth.

"That kid," Frank said aloud, "He freezes up every time he hears the word Calypso." What would happen if they were in the middle of battle and someone accidentally said Calypso? He could die! And what would happen if he was fighting a musically talented monster and the monster just happened to start playing Calypso music?

When he had reached the room he was looking for, he didn't even bother to knock.
"Leo! We're there," Frank yelled, sticking his head in. "Come over here! You have got to see this!"

"Oh my freaking Hephaestus?!"

"Apparently, it's true."

The beaten up girl slumped to the ground with scars and bruises all over her body.

"You've got to be kidding me. Is that her?!"

"Annabeth?!" Piper screeched with a sense of worry. "But where's Percy?"

Frank and Jason collaboratively lifted up Annabeth and carried her towards the infirmary. You know, the infirmary with the aforementioned, blasted safety caps?

"I'm sorry I did that to you Annabeth," Percy told her. "I had to do it!"

"Yeah, and now I might never get to see you outside of my dreams ever again," she sobbed. "Do you have any idea how dangerous that was? You could've died! And you're on the verge of death right now! Where in the Tartarus are you?"

He looked away. Could he tell her?
"I think I'm right outside," he replied, "As in right outside the Doors of Death."

Annabeth recalled Percy's heroic deed. She remembered how he thought that Damasen and Bob along wouldn't be strong enough to close the doors for good. And so he stayed behind, called on the blessing of Poseidon and attained super strength.
She now had no idea how Percy had managed to get outside the Doors and through to the other side. It was a miraculous mystery!

"How did you manage to escape?" she asked, bewildered. Percy being trapped in the Underworld was practically inevitable! Even she couldn't do anything to save him and that was why she had left. It was because she knew that it was what he would've wanted.

'I was helping the BFG and Bob close the doors and then for some reason, Bob turned around. He said something along the lines of, "Friend, you still have much of your life to live. Go out and tell the stars that Bob says hi." And then, he just threw me through the gap of the doors and I landed outside. Unconscious too," he added.

"I'll come and find you," Annabeth told him. "I swear it on the River Styx."

"Do you think she's still alive?"

After dragging Annabeth to the infirmary, Leo was puffed out. Jason was fine, but Leo was absolutely wasted! Given a life-threatening helping of both ambrosia and nectar, she was finally stirring back to life.
"Percy," she moaned, "Don't leave. Aw, where'd he go? That jerk!"

'Percy?' Jason mouthed to Leo, utterly confused.

She shot up from her sleeping position.
"Percy," she shrieked. Annabeth violently shook Leo's shoulders. "We've got to turn back and go find Percy!"

Leo absently nodded his head. The sensation was like being on Gravitron, right after flying out of a run-away dodgem car, right after being in a plane with a koala driving. In other words, if you enjoyed getting your face sucked off, it was paradise!

"We're there," Leo announced through the PA system. "I repeat, we have arrived at our destination."

Annabeth ran off the deck like a madwoman and aimed for a large rock cropping.
"Percy!" She turned around to address the rest of the group who had only just gotten on solid land.
"He's got to be somewhere around here, I saw him in my dream!"

Everyone got to work immediately. They looked behind rocks, they lift up boulders, they climbed mini-mountains, and they even unturned pebbles. Leo wasn't sure why Piper was upturning pebbles by he just let her do whatever she was doing. At least she was putting in some sort of effort…

"I got it," Piper told everyone.

"What?" everyone replied in unison.

"You got something just by looking at those tiny rocks?" Hazel asked, confused.

"Yeah… the rocks hear have been pushed towards the shore," she said excitedly, "Which means that it was affected by the closing and opening of the doors. And that mean that the doors were previously right over there," Piper gestured to another rock cropping.

Annabeth ran over with her excitement renewed.
"I found him," she squealed, "I found him!" She almost strangled him to death during the process of hugging him.

"Let's get him back to the ship now," Jason suggested, peeling Annabeth off of Percy's thin body.

"Yeah I was going to do that," she breathlessly said. "Eventually."

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