The Central Park Zoo
10:00 P.M. Eastern Standard Time
(Skipper's POV)
blowhole dropped us off at the zoo before he went off to "Mindjack" everyone. As blowhole left he made sure to Mindjack the entire staff. "so now what?" Private said. "we better hope blowhole actually mindjacks everyone. A massive purple energy wave blasted out from the zoo and for a few brief seconds the entire world was purple. "that was my new planetary Mindjacker," Blowhole said, "extremely spendy."
"we probably should do something about that eventually," Kowalski said. "Yeah probably," I said. "Now you owe me one pen-gu-wins!" Blowhole said. "No they don't," Classified said, "take your money and get out of my sight." "just give me parkers pay and I'll be out of you fur," Blowhole replied. Classified rudely threw two bags of money in Blowhole's face. Corporal and Short fuse had their weapons at the ready in case blowhole tries anything. "farewell Pen-gu-wins," blowhole said as he left with his money. "Well the good news thanks to his Mindjacker the IPSA and North Wind no longer remember you being compromised in the first place," Classified said.
"Wait?" Kowalski said, "the three of you remember…" "remember what?" Classified said winking at me. "Oh…" Kowalski said. "this entire event is between us and blowhole," Classified said, "I doubt even blowhole's own minions would remember this." "what about the rest of the animals in this zoo?" I asked. "Agent classified," Eva said, "I have just completed the memory wipe of the zoo, sir." "Excellent work," Classified said. "but what about…" "Private," I said, "if anyone asks…you didn't see anything…"
"Skipper," Marlene said, "what happened the last 2 days?" "I can't remember," I said. "it's weird I can't remember anything from the past two days," Kowalski said. "wow you guys too eh?" Marlene said. "if it's important..I'm sure we remember it," Private said. "yeah it probably not that important…" Marlene said. Once marlene was out of earshot, "Zookeeper alice may or may not remember so be on your toes," Classified said. "I don't think we need to worry about her," I said, "but to be on the safeside…let's return to our habitat."
While Zookeeper Alice returned to her normal routine she glared at us suspiously but only for a brief few seconds. Her attention was quickly grabbed by something else. "Hey! Don't you see the signs? No Littering! No loitering! AND No soliciting!" Alice shouted running after some kid. "and another thing…No Shirt! No Shoes! No entry!" "well she is still a mystery wrapped in intrigue and dunked in nasty sauce," I said. Alice returned and glance our direction again. "Smile and Wave boys!" I said, "Smile and wave!" we started to wave at alice. "don't worry penguins," she replied, "Your secret is safe with me. As long as you stay out of my office…I don't care." She then started to toss fish into our habitat. "Zookeeper Alice!" an zoo administrater said, "do you have a feeling something off about those penguins…"
"No," alice said, "not at all. But if they do anything out of the ordinary you'll be the first to know." "oh it's just me then," the administrater said, "ever since that penguin snapped at me I have been a bit jumpy around those birds." "What? when were you bite by a penguin?" "Oh back when I was keeper at the shedd in Chicago…but that's a story for another time." Once the man was out of sight Alice threw the last of the fish into our habitat. Alice looked around to make sure noboby was watching her and then saluted us. While alice's back was turned Kowalski sprayed her with the amnesia mist. "What am I doing here?" Alice said, "Oh well." As she walked off she said, "I should probably order those kippers for the penguins…make it up to them for the bringing back the fishcakes. What were they thinking? Penguins need fresh fish…penguins can't even digest soy. I wonder if the commissioner got my message?"
As we settled down in the base for the night Private turned on the TV. Park Commissioner Mcslade was on the air, "After a few weeks of careful consideration and investigation," Mcslade said, "I hereby ban all soy-based penguin food from the city of New York! The Central Park and Bronx Zoos must destroy their remaining stocks of soy-based "Fishcakes" immeditately…no exceptions." "This is Chuck Charles and in case you just tuned in that was New York Park Commissioner Mcslade announcing he lastest amendment to his Fresh Fish for Penguins intiative. Now according to the Park Commission's investigation the fishcakes were ultimate banned due to the presence of some questionable ingredients including…This just in I am not allowed to disclosed the questionable ingredients and good thing too because this list is horrifying."
The boardcast then moved on to the next story. "When we come back a new crime spree speards across the city…plus bonnie chang reports from Dallas…" "Well boys," I said as I turned off the Tv, "disaster…" "King Julian is the best! King Julian is the best!" julian sang followed by Mort and Maurice playing their homemade intruments. "Lemurs are the best! Yes lemurs are the best!" And then Julian's throne erupted in fireworks. "Yah!" Rico said. I faceplamed. "this is going to be a long night," I said. "I'll go get the earmuffs," Kowalski said.
The End(and julian is annoying)