Me: From that comic slash reply fight Mookie000 made. It's the one about all the girls liking Butch and Brick getting jelly about it. Then Butch instigating it further. Here's a different way that Boomer separates them when the yelling and trash talk escalates.
Enjoy.
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"The fuck is this shit?! How can any of these chicks like Butch so much? This is some bullshit!" Brick yelled loudly in exasperation as he saw all the online questions. Most of them were for Butch and red schemed ruff hadn't gotten one al day. "That's just fucked up man! He's a frickin' dick not to mention he's gross as shit!" He adds.
Boomer shakes his head. He knows Brick hates being second best, but the blond wishes he'd grow up already. "Dude, get over it. It's not that big a deal-"
The green ruff steps in before Boomer can defuse the problem. "Aww, Don't be a hater Brickie boo." Butch sings like a complete asshole. "I mean I know I'm better than you and obviously way hotter, but there's no point bein' mad bro."
"Ugh, you guys are idiots." Even for that comment Boomer was clearly being ignored. He throws up his arms exasperated. 'Here it comes.'
"Excuse me? Who the fuck are you even talking to?!" The redhead says as he gets up in Butch's face. The angry scowl on his own mug screaming that he wanted to hit the raven with everything he had.
"Tch, whatever "Rapunzel". Why don't you try cut that long girly hair of yours. I'm sure someone could make a nice wig out of."
"Don't talk shit about my hair you fuckin' asshole. And what about you with those stupid snake bites. What? Did you think they were fuckin' cool? More like ugly as shit."
"Don't joke 'bout my snake bites bitch! Get out of my face Brick before you get hurt."
"You must think your takin' to Boomer or somethin' cause I don't think you know who you're takin' to right now. You better step down bro."
"Like you can even take me. I'll mop the floor with ya. It'd be pretty easy to with that long girly hair of yours."
"Mop the floor with me? Ha yeah right, not in a million years. I'd whoop your sorry ass any day and I'll make sure to rip out those ugly sneak bites."
Boomer huffs. He's ha enough of their fighting. It's childish and stupid as fuck. Heck, half those questions could be from dudes. The blond steps in between them confusing both teens. First he grabs Bricks face and puts his lips onto the redheads. His then arms wrap around the others neck as he forces his tongue down his brothers throat. The kiss last for maybe a minute before they stop for air. "You really need to stop acting like a idiot over this."
Boomer then turn turns to Butch grabbing the bulge in his jeans from the little display he created. Butch grunts and the blond smiles wickedly. "I'll help you fix this when we get home and all you have to do is stop messing with Brick." The blue schemed ruff purrs before he quickly flies away towards their apartment.
Both the green and red clothes males are surprised but for some reason pleased as they instantly follow the young blond home.
Boomer rolls his eyes when they catch up to him. 'They're so easy, but at least they stopped fighting.'
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I made Boomer so manipulative at the end. All it takes is a little motivation and blame! I'm writing chapters like my life depends on it! (But only when I have ideas.)
Anyway review, please?