At the dorms…
Harry is reading his booklet, then Hermione enters. "Hermione!" Harry exclaims.
"Harry, what are you doing here? Are you a 'aid'?" demands Hermione.
"No."
"Oh, then we must have been paired. Harry, this is wonderful!"
"Really?"
"Yes."
A day later…
"Hey Ron!"
"Hi Harry" Ron says glumly.
"What's wrong?"
"I was paired with Bulstrode. She's an ogre!"
"Oh. Sorry Ron."
In the Great Hall, dinner…
Dumbledore stands, "Everyone please sit in your couples, with your aids." People shuffle around, "We noticed that some of the pairs aren't getting along, so tonight all couples must remain in the Great Hall after dinner." Dumbledore sits back down.
Ron shovels his food into his mouth, while Millicent glares at him, "Husband, darling eat nicely." She scolds.
"I'm hungry, you big boar!" Millicent scowls. Ron says, "Oh shudup!" Millicent grumbles and pulls Ron's plate away from him, he punches him. "You're a real bastard, you know that?" Ron takes his plate and resumes eating.
After dinner, when only the couples are left. Dumbledore stands once more, "Tonight, you must have your virginity taken by the one you have been paired with. Tomorrow and for the next week, you shall be stuck to your partner in a position of your choice. You will choose from three options, but that will be explained tomorrow."