M for language. Nothing but language, even though I know a lot of you would argue that it's T, I. Don't. Care!
"And this is the stables," said Percy, so far he'd shown Triton the cabins, arenas, woods, forge, art and craft area and dining pavilion.
"I can see that," huffed Triton annoyed, honestly, he knew what stables were, I mean, come on, his father was the FREAKING GOD OF HORSE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"
he saw some horses in a corner, the black one came trotting up to them.
Yo boss, great seeing ya' got any doughnuts on ya'? He heard.
He was just about to reply that No, he did not have nuts made of dough on him when his brother replied.
Sorry blackjack, no doughnuts, but I've got a sugar cube and a carrot said Percy, holding them out.
Blackjack ate them happily, thanks boss, you're the best and proceeded to brush his head up against Percy who giggled and stroked it affectionately.
Blackjack flew back to the horses and they continued their 'silly' conversation about who was better, Percy or Jason, with Blackjack and the Camp Half-Blood horses rooting for Percy, and Tempest and the Camp Jupiter horses rooting for Jason. Mostly. Sometimes. Okay it was just Tempest, but that's beside the point.
"So, I take it he's yours then?" asked triton, cocking a brow.
"Wha-?" said Percy, a little distracted from fondly watching his Pegasus, "Who? Oh, Blackjack, yeah, rescued him from Luke during the quest in the Sea of Monsters, 's been mine ever since," he finished, rubbing the back of his head awkwardly.
Triton suppressed the urge to smile, he was really starting to like his brother, till…
"Is that?" triton pointed at a tan mare with a black mane, as he slowly turned green in the face.
"Huh?" his brother turned to where he was looking and followed the colour changing lead of his brother, "Oh no, oh no, no, nonono!"
The horse turned to face them, smirking at them with a shit-eating grin.
Hey babes, said the horse how's about I take you for a spin, come on Perce, don't you want to ride me?
Percy turned brown, a mixture of the green and red on his face.
"Oh no!" said Triton, stepping in front of Percy, "No! No! NO! I refuse for you to practice your incestuous ways upon my innocent baby brother!" he said aloud.
Please, innocent my horsetail, if you knew half of what he does you wouldn't be there defending them, then again, I guess it's because you just want him for yourself, tell you what big guy, how 'bout we share him. mmmmm, I can already hear the delicious sounds our bitch will make for us.
At this, Triton turned green too. Gross, he'd never do that to a sibling, especially not his youngest brother! (I'll explain later [hint, it's really sad])
Percy looked just about ready to pass out.
Be gone, brother, and take your dirty mouth with you he glared at the horse.
Arion snorted, suit yourself, but if you ever want to bang him together, you know where to find me and with that he flew off.
"Thanks," said Percy.
Triton glared at Percy, "Don't even try it. I want to know what he meant when he said, 'if you knew half of what he does you wouldn't be there defending them, then again'" demanded Triton, "Right. Now!" he had an angry glare in his eyes.
"Oh come on, I'm seventeen, you don't actually think I'm still, 'innocent', I mean, you saw but was going on in our cabin."
Triton sighed, knowing that he didn't really have any control of his brother, "Fine, just please don't do 'it' in the cabin, okay, I've already got more than enough mental images than a god, even one of my age, needs."
Percy nodded.
"And if that death spawn ever hurts you you'll come straight to me?"
"You are the fourteenth person I will go to," promised Percy.
"Fourteenth!?"
"Annabeth called dibs on first, after her it's: Blackjack, Hazel, Piper, Thalia- she found out late-, mom-also found out late- Paul, Rachel, Leo, Frank, Grover- who found out really late-, Juniper, Jason and the Aphrodite cabin," finished Percy.
"Damn that's a lot, why isn't dad there?"
Percy blushed.
"Uh-oh, let me guess, you haven't told him?"
"Well, not per se."
"I don't see any other 'se' so I'm going to have to assume my answer was correct."
"It's just, you know how over protective he is, and then there's the fact his father's our father's rival/brother."
"Like that stopped you getting together with Athena's daughter."
"Ewww, can you not talk about my cousin like that?"
"Your COUSIN!?"
"Yeah, did you know Annabeth and I are related via our mortal side?"
"Who-What-Where-When- HOW!?"
"Well, when our parents met mom recognized her dad as her brother, the one she'd lost in the plane crash that killed her family. Turns out he'd made it out safe, but with amnesia, so he had no clue of anything from his old life, he got adopted since he was only five and 'very cute' and got raised as Frederick Chase from that point on," finished Percy.
Triton was left gaping, before something finally dawned on him.
"Incest! You two committed incest!?"
"Yes, now pipe down, as if the memories aren't bad enough you don't have to remind us, besides, we're Greek and demigods, so I prefer to look at it as 'following the path of our ancestors.'"
"The same ancestors that are constantly trying to kill you?"
"Yeah, them."
Triton sighed, "Okay, is there anywhere else you want to show me?"
"The lake," said Percy, dragging his brother to the lake.
The naiads flirted with them, but mostly Percy, come lunch tide the two headed to the Dining Pavilion and later commenced on with the day. When Percy headed to the swordfighting arena Triton followed, he just had to know if his brother really was as good as the rumors. He hoped so, it would make Triton's job of fending off horny males a hell of a lot easier….
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so, what'cha think? Sorry I cut off there but I've gtgtb. Baiiiii!
-httyd4eva
peace out yo ;P