CHAPTER ONE

"Wake boy!" Came Ramoo's voice and Gilligan felt him kick the cot he was sleeping on.

Gilligan checked his watch. It was a little before eight o'clock. He managed to sleep four to five hours after talking with Gladys. He put on his shoes and stood up. Ramoo winked at him and motioned for him to go first.

He stepped out of the hut to find Kincaid sitting on the communal table. He heard Ramoo leave behind him. He barely listened to Kincaid as he spotted Gladys in a tree nearby. She gave the okay sign then hopped off.

"Fifteen minute head start!" He heard Kincaid say. "GO!"

This caused Gilligan to jump right out his shoes and stumble backwards. He fumbled with them as he hopped into the bushes. Kincaid rolled his eyes.

"BANG!" Kincaid shouted and Gilligan took off running.

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Gilligan ran nonstop for about five minutes until he reached a huge pile of leave. He took a deep breath, brought his fingers to his lips and whistled. Larsen jumped from out of the trees with two smelly sacks along with Gladys with a backpack.

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After making sure the other castaways were secure in a cave with bamboo bars and left Ramoo to guard them Kincaid began the hunt. He followed a fresh trail of shoe prints until they disappeared. He figured at that point Gilligan must be using the trees for cover. He remained alert as he came upon a huge pile of leaves.

The sun had risen higher so he decided to take a break from the heat. He sat down on the pile of leaves and placed his gun and canteen on either side of him. He wiped his forehead with his sleeve then he closed his eyes, took a deep breath and listened to the sounds around him. Hearing nothing out of the ordinary he picked up his canteen, unscrewed the cap and took a sip. He noted that it seemed to have a funny taste to it.

"Hmmm, the water on this island is terrible!" Kincaid replied to himself.

He took another sip and thought he felt something squirming in his mouth. He spit it into his hand and looked at it. It was a worm. He stood up retching and poured out the contents of the canteen. The smell of urine, worms, and what looked like frog eggs spilled out. Standing there disgusted he heard a rustling in the pile of leaves. Smiling he grabbed the gun and pointed it at the leaves.

"Nice try Gilligan!" He exclaimed. "I got you come on out of there!"

A gorilla burst out of the leaves, took hold of his face, and kissed him. While this was going on the gorilla reached behind him and pulled up his underpants hard giving him a wedgie. When Kincaid opened his mouth to scream the gorilla shoved what looked like a pie in his face. He fell backwards landing next to his gun. He picked it up and fired it.

The gun let out a BOING OI OING and a little red flag with the word BANG! popped out. The gorilla let out a huff then jumped into the trees. A second later his real canteen and gun landed in the pile of leaves. The sounds of cackling and Gilligan laughing filled the air.

He snarled as he wiped off his face. Then he gagged as he realized that the so called pie was fish guts and manure.

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