Warning, there be language ahead and I'm rating it M ;P
When Triton entered the room he sighed.
Three days, it'd been three days since Percy'd last left their cabin, and really, it was becoming annoying.
He wasn't talking to his friends, he finished his chores as quick as possible and only ate what triton force fed him.
Triton sighed, they were going to have to talk about this.
"Percy," Triton said, watching as the boy's attention snapped to him, "we need to talk."
Percy winced, as if he knew what this was about.
"Four nights ago, when the Hades Spawn-"
"Nico!"
"Right, Nicolas-"
"IT'S JUST NICO!" said the younger sea prince, "It's short for Nico, derived off the word Nico and means NICO!"
Triton blinked. Wow. Touchy much?
"Okay, when Nico came, and you two started talking about Tyson."
Percy looked ashen.
"And I just wanted to tell you, it's not your fault, okay? So stop beating yourself up about it and come outside."
Percy looked confused, before it dawned on him that that was why Triton thought he was staying inside.
"Triton, I-"
But Triton wasn't done.
"No, no, look, it's not worth getting depressed about."
"Triton!" Percy blushed, "I'm not de-"
"Now, now, hush, I understand it's hard to come to terms with what you are."
"Why you little-"
"And it's perfectly normal to be in denial."
"I'll kick you in de Nile you little-"
But sadly Triton was still going on, ignoring his brother completely.
"And I just want you to remember that you've got friends, and family to help you get through these tragic times, and-"
"TRITON! WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP AND LISTEN!?" hollered Percy, startling Triton and effectively cutting him off mid-rant.
Triton blinked owlishly (some of you may get why I said that, others should review their mythology [hint, it's about his foster daughter]).
"I'm NOT depressed!" he yelled.
"But, then why-" started Triton, confused.
"Am I staying locked up in my cabin?" at Triton's nod he continued, "It's because, because," he blushed a bright blue, and Triton had a feeling that what ever it was embarrassed him.
"Look, if I tell you, I want you to promise not to laugh, got it."
Triton nodded.
Percy sighed, "Okay, so recently, Piper decided it would be fun for the boys of the Argo II to dress up in-in-"
"For my sake Percy, spit it out."
"In dresses," he hissed, blushing darker, so he looked like he was sea-sick, "And sadly her cabin thought it was great. I tried to protest, but….." he trailed off.
Triton wore a smirk that rivaled that of a Cheshire Cat's, "but your friends wanted you to, which is why you've been avoiding them," he said, finally getting it
"Urgh," groaned Percy, "Don't even get me started on those backstabbers! Do you know what Nico tried to do yesterday. Huh? He tried to pull me into the shadows to transport me there! Luckily since I was on stable duty, I sprayed him with the feeding water and made my getaway into the ocean," he said, matter of factly.
"Hmmm, well Perce, you know what I've learned during all my years as a god?" he asked.
"No," said Percy, uncertain about what it was, but thoroughly certain he wouldn't like it.
Triton grinned that horrible grin again, "Its that you have to face problems head-on," and with that, before Percy had time to react, Triton grabbed Percy bridal style and ran out of the cabin.
Percy yelled and started beating his brother, who maintained his tight hold on him.
He ran to the Aphrodite cabin where he saw Percy's friends sitting on the Porch talking about something, through his godly hearing he heard it was about the clothes.
"I got him!" yelled Triton.
The eight teens jumped, then turned to see Triton running to them with a struggling Percy in his arms.
Piper saw this and smirked wildly, "on the metal chair," she said, "Put him on the metal chair," she said.
Triton wondered why but did so anyways, and the moment Percy was on it, chains attached themselves to him and covered his mouth, holding him down, and since the chair was metal, he couldn't break it.
Piper rushed in with the others.
Her siblings were out at the arena watching the Ares cabin swordfight.
"Okay," said Piper, "Annabeth and Reyna, go get my makeup kit, Frank and Hazel, pick out a dress, Jason and I will choose a wig and shoes, you two," she pointed at Leo and Nico, "Get him undressed. Now!"
Triton watched all this with amusement, though glaring as the two boys set to undress his baby brother as Percy squrimed.
"And remember, Valdez," Nico growled, "if I see you looking at or touching Percy in any pervy way, I will castrate you! Do I make myself clear?"
Leo nodded hastily, as he removed Percy's shirt, and Nico, much to Triton's chagrin, undid Percy's pants.
A few minutes later they had Percy dressed and tied by invisible strings, courtesy of Leo, which Nico had made a mental note to borrow.
He was wearing a black wig that had been tied up in a high-ponytail and fell to his waist, as well as some lip gloss and blush with a teal colored eye shadow and black mascara and eyeliner.
The makeup was applied lightly, though it made Percy look like a female version of himself. He wore a short, sequined blue dress, and four inch heels with woman's undergarments. His lithe stature making him look even more feminine, and the reactions were…:
Nico: *wolf whistle* damn Perce, you look hot.
Jason: *winks at Percy suggestively* damn, if I was gay, I'd so tap that.
Nico and Triton: *glares daggers into Jason while Percy blushes, even though it cant be seen due to the under-layer*
Piper: damn, if I was lesb I'd fuck you so hard in that you wouldn't walk for a week.
Nico and Triton: *do a repeat of what happened to Jason*
Nico: which I plan on doing later, *grins perversely at Percy who blushes*
Annabeth: I am lesb, and I'm thinking of fucking you in that, which is saying a lot baby cuz….
Seven + Reyna + Nico: What!?
Percy and Annabeth: oh, our mortal parents are long lost siblings.
Seven + Reyna + Nico:….
Seven + Reyna + Nico: INCEST!
Percy and Annabeth: *sigh*
Percy: at least we followed in the footsteps of our ancestors.
Nico: same ancestors trying to kill you?
Percy:… those are the ones. And damn this is serious déjà-vu of what happened with Triton.
Reyna: getting back on track here, I'm seriously thinking of having a foursome with you and di Angelo
Nico: No
Reyna: Come on, think of Percy as the bottom of four.
Nico:… Yes.
Percy: Nico!
Nico: sorry, the offer's just too good.
Leo: I'd be groping you right now and screwing you all the way to bunker 9 if your boyfriend hadn't made some previous threats…
Percy: Thank you Nico.
Nico: Welcome mi amore.
Hazel: id totally dominate your scrawny ass Jackson.
Nico: Hazel! How could you say that!?
Hazel: *rolls eyes* I'm not as innocent as you think, besides, with an ass like that…
Nico: is there anyone in this room who doesn't want to fuck my boyfriend?
Triton: *raises hand*
Percy: Fra-ank
Frank: sorry Perce, not my fault you look so good in a dress.
Nico: McLean, snap the picture already so we can go!
Piper: Alright Mr. Grouchy, not my fault everyone wants to screw your boyfriend.
Nico: Actually, it is.
Piper: *huffs* whatever. *takes picture and hands extra copy to Nico*
Nico: Thanks, by the way-
Piper: *grins evilly at Percy who cowers in fear* take them, the clothes're all yours.
Nico: *smirks* excellent.
Nico: *unties Percy and lifts him bridal style* We'll be in my cabin. Don't come by. At all. I'm serious, it will mentally scar you.
End of, that type of talk.
Nico ran out of the room with Percy in his arms and headed for the Hades cabin. It took Triton a minute to realize what was going on before charging straight after them, whilst the teens all snickered.
"You think he'll really open the door?" asked Jason.
"If he's mental," said Leo, "So, yeah, probably."
they all laughed and said their goodbyes as they headed to training.
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I'm thinking about doing smut next chapter, however I've never properly done it before, so let me know if you really want it, even though it may be delayed.
-httyd4eva
peace out yo ;P