Boneless

After an accident with magic, Cheese Sandwich was a much happier pony. "That was one heck of an eye changing moment!" Cheese Sandwich said excitedly. A magic spark blast from a young unicorn had accidentally hit Cheese Sandwich right in the face and it had instantly improved his eyesight.

Now Cheese Sandwich no longer wears glasses. "Now I am a happy pony!" Cheese Sandwich said excitedly. However, at that time, there was no pony around to hear him. "Oh well," Cheese Sandwich said as he walked off. He was on his way home, thinking about what he's going to do in the future.

Then Cheese Sandwich noticed something as he walked by a store. "What is that?" he asked, looking at something through the window of a small shop. What he is seeing is a chicken. Actually, it's an object, shaped like a chicken. "Could it?" Cheese Sandwich thought to himself, "Something that I need?"

"Ah," a voice said, "Like the rubber chicken, I see." Cheese Sandwich turned to see an earth pony. "Oh, hi," Cheese Sandwich said to the pony, "So you're the owner of this shop?" "Why yes, I am," the pony said. "I see," Cheese Sandwich said. "Oh, my name is Ol' Stanley," the pony said, introducing himself.

"Ol' Stanley?" Cheese Sandwich repeated. "Yep," the pony, named Ol' Stanley said. "Well," Cheese Sandwich said, "Ol' Stanley, my name is Cheese Sandwich." "Ah, Cheese Sandwich," Ol' Stanley said, "I see that you are doing better now, after that accident with the unicorn foal magic."

"You saw that happen?" Cheese Sandwich asked. "Yes," Ol' Stanley replied. "Ok then," Cheese Sandwich said, "Well, I was curious about what's in your shop." "I know," Ol' Stanley replied. "I was heading on home when I saw the rubber chicken in your shop," Cheese Sandwich said.

"Oh," Ol' Stanley said, "Well, you can go home now." "Ok," Cheese Sandwich said, "I'll see you tomorrow then." "You, too," Ol' Stanley said as Cheese Sandwich set off for home.

The next day, Cheese Sandwich decided to visit Ol' Stanley. "The fun foal is here!" Cheese Sandwich said as he approached the shop. But to his surprise, Ol' Stanley wasn't there. "Where is he?" Cheese Sandwich thought to himself, "Probably late for work." Cheese Sandwich decided to come back later to see Ol' Stanley.

Sometime later that day, Cheese Sandwich was walking around, minding his own business. But then, he happens to walk by a medium-sized pit. "Hey!" a familiar voice called. "What?" Cheese Sandwich thought, looking down into the pit. He saw that Ol' Stanley is in the pit. Cheese Sandwich also saw a large sand lizard that is harassing Ol' Stanley.

"You've disturbed my territory," the sand lizard said, "Now you'll pay!" "Look," Ol' Stanley said, "I'm sorry that I've disturbed you. I'll give you whatever you want! Just leave me alone!" "Not really," the sand lizard said. Cheese Sandwich immediately realized the situation. "Hey, you old snake!" Cheese Sandwich said to the large lizard.

This got the sand lizard's attention. "You leave my friend alone!" Cheese Sandwich shouted. "Cheese Sandwich?" Ol' Stanley said. "I'm not going to let this continue!" Cheese Sandwich said. "What are you going to do about it, stupid tiny?" the sand lizard asked in a taunting tone of voice.

"I'll take care of you," Cheese Sandwich said, "With fun!" "Hold on," Ol' Stanley mumbled. "What?!" the sand lizard asked. "Balloons!" Cheese Sandwich said excitedly, holding out a lot of balloons. He immediately blew all of them into long and skinny balloons, normally used for making balloon animals.

"It's a snake!" Cheese Sandwich said, "And it could be anything! So live with it. You can make anything you want with balloons!" While Cheese Sandwich went on with what ponies could make with balloons, the sand lizard started to feel tired. Actually, during this time, Cheese Sandwich used the balloons to tie up the sand lizard.

"Also, a lot of trampolines!" Cheese Sandwich said, "And time to go!" "Right!" Ol' Stanley said and he and Cheese Sandwich used the big pile of balloons to bounce themselves out of the pit. "We're saved!" Ol' Stanley said, "You've saved me, Cheese Sandwich!" "Right!" Cheese Sandwich said.

By now, the sand lizard realized what has happened. "You've tricked me!" he shouted. He tried to chase after them, but because he was all tangled up in the rope of balloons, he couldn't. "I'm tangled in a bunch of balloons!" the sand lizard said.

"And now," Ol' Stanley said, "It's time for us to leave!" "Right!" Cheese Sandwich agreed and the two ran away. "Come back!" the sand lizard shouted, only to fall into the pile of balloons that Ol' Stanley and Cheese Sandwich used to get out. "More balloons!" the sand lizard shouted.

By now, both Cheese Sandwich and Ol' Stanley returned to the town. "Thanks for helping me," Ol' Stanley said. "No problem," Cheese Sandwich said, "I couldn't leave you in that pit just you that you would be harassed by some old snake."

"Then I should give you something," Ol' Stanley said, "Follow me to my shop." "Ok," Cheese Sandwich said as he did so. So Ol' Stanley has decided to give Cheese Sandwich the rubber chicken that he was interested in yesterday. "Here is a gift from me," Ol' Stanley said.

"The rubber chicken?" Cheese Sandwich said. "Yes," Ol' Stanley said, "He is yours now." "You mean it?" Cheese Sandwich asked as he received his gift. "Yes," Ol' Stanley replied, "He's yours now. You can think of a name, if you like. I think it's uninteresting to just call it a rubber chicken." "Boneless!" Cheese Sandwich said suddenly. "What?" Ol' Stanley asked. "I'll name him Boneless!" Cheese Sandwich said.

"Very well," Ol' Stanley said, "Boneless is yours now." "Thank you," Cheese Sandwich said, "You've been very kind to me." "Same here," Ol' Stanley said, "Thank you once again for saving me from that smelly skunk." "Uh, lizard," Cheese Sandwich said.

"Whatever," Ol' Stanley smiled. Cheese Sandwich smiled too. "Good luck in your future," Ol' Stanley said. "Same to you, too," Cheese Sandwich said.

By the end of the day, Cheese Sandwich returned home with his new rubber chicken. "So, Boneless," Cheese Sandwich said, "Are you ready for a future of fun, fun and triple fun?" Of course, Boneless didn't answer.

"I am ready for that future!" Cheese Sandwich said excitedly, "So let's move on forward!" So that's what Cheese Sandwich will do, now with his new rubber chicken, named Boneless.