M for language. Not bad language or heavy, just the type of language that your parents/teachers would use to explain reproduction.
Triton looked up from his book as he noticed his brother come back in, limping slightly.
He was wearing clothes that Triton immediately recognized as belonging to Hades Brat, and he had hickeys covering his neck.
Triton raised his eyebrow, "Explain."
Percy blushed, no longer concealed by the makeup which had pretty much rubbed off onto Nico's sheets.
"Ummm, well, Nico took me to his room to get changed," he lied, "but since his shoes are too big I had to walk back barefoot. I pricked my foot on a thorn and am now limping," he said, adding the bit about the thorn and leaving out the things they did in Nico's room.
"Mmhmm, that definitely explains the moans and you screaming 'Nico!' and why it took so long, not to mention your foot's non-sensitiveness to the ground and why your makeup's a mess, not including all the hickey's on your neck and why you're blushing," he said.
Percy blushed harder at that, giving the appearance that he was queasy.
Triton sighed, "Sit."
Percy complied.
"Well, little brother, I think it's time we had… the talk."
Percy's eyes bugged out.
"Y-you know, it's okay, I've alrea-"
"When I was a boy," Percy groaned, "I once had a male lover (this is made up) called Horae."
"Listen triton, we really don't need to go into the details of your s-"
Alas, triton had clearly not learned from last time how not to interrupt and pay attention to others.
"He was a son of Demeter."
"I really don-"
"Whenever we had sex,"
"TRITON!"
"Id think to myself, isn't it great that he cant have kids?"
"But-"
"But, alas, one day, my stunningly beautiful, and quite sexy, daughter Triteia,"
"Isn't that, like, ince-"
"Who, if wasn't my daughter, would be bearing me numerous children."
Percy groaned, blushing, "Do I really need to know th-"
"Told me that Horae was pregnant, and it was with MY child."
"Well, duh, demigods have the ability to-"
"And so, he bore me (again. Made up) Vinoscinthus, my son. The end."
"Well duh, but what-"
"So my point is-"
"TRITON! LISTEN! PLEASE!" begged Percy, not wanting to hear more about this.
Triton blinked, "ok."
"I know male demigods can bear children. I know female demigods don't need a man to bear children, I know that it's because the divinity in us senses the dominant and submissive, and I know this, because Chiron gave me the talk since I didn't have a head-counselor to explain."
"So…"
"So, Chiron makes all the boys and girls at camp who are under age, go to the infirmary to get a shot to disable your ability to get pregnant so we'll be safe here andin the mortal world," said Percy, "Of course, if you're over age you can choosewhether you get it or not."
"Oh," said Triton, embarrassed, "so you knew? Huh?"
"Yes," said Percy, blushing the darkest combination of blue and green you will ever find, "Yes. I. DID!"
"Oh," triton whistled, "well this just got awkward."
Percy shot him an incredulous look, "Seriously!? This is awkward!? Did you forget the part when you commented on your daughter's sexiness? Huh? Or did you have the pleasure of forgetting that ever happened!?"
Triton shrugged, "I'm a god. Shagging family is what we do best."
Percy's eyes nearly popped out.
"You know what, I'm just gonna go for a little walk. See you tomorrow."
Triton shot Percy a look that said, clear as day, 'oh no you don't.'
"You are not going out there wearing that," said Triton.
"huh?" Percy looked down and blushed, "Oh yeah, forgot I was wearing his clothes."
He went to the closet in the cabin and took out some jeans and a t-shirt, as well as some undergarments and sneakers before going to the bathroom to change.
Triton sighed, this was going to be one long spell at camp.
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done. Night.
-httyd4eva
peace out yo;P