Pain marched into Hot Topic for a second time, and approached the girl at the counter.
"Excuse me, I thought the shirt I grabbed said, "I AM ZIM!", but it actually just had a picture of Gir on it," said Pain.
"You didn't look at it before you purchased it?" asked the girl.
"You know what, I've had a hard week, I killed my teacher again, I extracted some giant furry animals from some children, and Taco Bell got my order wrong for the third time. Can I just get my money back?"
"Hey wait a second, you're Pain aren't you?"
"Oh, you've heard of me huh? What do you want, an autograph?"
"No way." She pouted. "You destroyed my village."
"Which one?" He started counting them on his fingers. "The Hidden Tea Village, Hidden Dog Village, Hidden Drugs Village, Hidden Mother's Vibrator Village or-"
"Don't you recognise my head band?" Her head band had the symbol of the leaf on it. "I'm Tenten, of the Hidden Leaf Village." She smiled with pride.
"Literally who?"
Tenten's smile faded to a frown. "Maybe if I cut myself, people will notice me."
"That's the spirit, here, start with this." Pain dropped a black rod on the table.
Tenten sniffled. "Thanks, but I still can't provide you a refund."
"That's alright, I'll give the shirt to some autistic, ADD child, who prefers Gir."
"Those would be the only people you could give it to, wouldn't they?"
"Do you have any, Edgar Allen Poe books in this store?"
"I'm sorry, I don't think we stock those."
"WHAT!?"
Pain summoned the rest of his bodies to burn down Hot Topic, as he walked out, he turned around to watch it burn.
He could only bring himself to utter one single word.
"Posers."