M for embarrassing language. *smirks* very embarrassing language.

"No!"

"Why not?"

"Because I said 'NO!'"

"But tri-ton."

"Because it is unacceptable."

"It's just one night!"

Triton sighed and ran a hand through his slightly sweaty hair.

'Don't look at the eyes,' he told himself, 'Do NOT look at the eyes! Look at what happened the last time you did!'

unfortunately, yet again, his resolve cracked.

"FINE! You can spend the night at death spawn's"

Percy beamed, not even miffed by his brother's nickname for Nico, "Thank you!"

But, unfortunately, again, triton wasn't finished.

"However, there are some ground rules we need to establish."

Percy groaned, remembering how all the other conversations like this with triton ended.

"First off, you are to remain no less than three feet away from each other at all times."

"What!?"

"Secondly, there is to be no kissing or groping at anytime during the night."

"Not even a little bi-?"

"Thirdly, you two are not to sleep on the same bed."

"Bu-"

"Fourthly, you two shall be asleep by nine-thirty sharp."

"WHAT!? No one, sleeps that ear-"

"Fifthly, there shall be know eye-fucking-"

"TRITON!"

"I'm serious. Sixth, there shall be no actual fucking, and believe me, I will hear if you two get up to it. you aren't exactly quiet you know."

"TRITON! BY THE GODS! I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I WLL-"

"Seventhly-"

Percy groaned.

28 rules later…..

"Hey Perce," said Nico, giving Percy a hug as he entered the cabin.

"Hey Neeks."

"So, you ready? I brought the sauce..."

"Actually I'm not sure we should do it."

"What?! Why?" he pouted, before noticing that Percy's head was downcast, as it had been upon entering the cabin.

"Triton, he and I, we, uh, we kinda had a talk, and, ummm, yeah, let's just say I think he put me off sex for a week," said Percy, finally looking up.

Nico winced as he saw the sea-green blush on Percy's face was actually so dark it was nearly black. And that was his colour.

Nico nodded, "I understand."

Percy smiled, "Thanks. By the way, I'm not that loud when we're at 'it', am i?"

Nico smirked, "Do you want the honest answer or do you want me to tell you you're quiet?"

Percy groaned.

"Why didn't you ever say anything."

" 'cause, it's a really big turn on. 'sides, not my fault if I want everyone at camp to know who you belong to."

Percy blushed and groaned, "Okay, make that two weeks I'm off sex."

Nico pouted. "the talk wasn't that bad, was it?"

"No," admitted Percy, "It wasn't. the extra week is punishment for you."

Nico pouted.

"Well if you want, next time we could find something to occupy that pretty little mouth of yours…."

"NICO! Gods, talking to you is almost as bad as talking to Triton."

"I heard that!"

the two jumped, it was from outside.

"Who's there?" growled Nico, drawing his sword.

"Uhm," said a fake high-pitched girly voice, "No one?"

Percy sighed and opened the door. Right outside stood Triton, blushing, obviously embarrassed at the prospect of being caught.

Percy shook his head in mock-disappointment.

"Tsk, tsk, Triton, has Hermes taught you no better?"

suddenly a bright flash erupted, and Percy and Nico shielded their eyes only just in time as Hermes appeared.

The flash died down and they reopened their eyes.

"Actually," said Hermes, "I did teach him better. That was a manual mistake, it can not be accredited to the teacher."

"Lord Hermes," Nico and Percy bowed.

"Pleasure to see you Perce. Oh, and you too Nemo!"

"It's Nico," said Nico matter-of-factly.

"Ahhh, yes, well, toodaloo!" and he flashed back out.

Triton pouted, "he didn't even say 'hi'"

"To you," smirked Percy, "now WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE."

"I came to check up on you, make sure you were alright, ask you if you needed anything, making sure death boy wasn't looking/touching you inappropriately, and bring you Senior since I know you cant sleep without him even if you are trying to turn a new leaf on your sleeping habits," said Triton, holding out a brown, cotton bear with one button eye broken in half and many stitch marks.

"SENIORÉ MC. CUDDLES!" exclaimed Percy, overjoyed at the sight of his best friend.

Triton and Nico smiled, amused, letting the tension between them break for a moment, before Percy realized where this was heading.

"Thanks, but this still doesn't mean you're off the hook. Now GO. TO. BED!"

Triton pouted, "You're not the boss of me. I am a GOD!"

Percy smirked, "True, you are, but this is camp and I am your Head Counselor."

"I'm director."

"I'm camp LEADER. Sorry triton, but two titles are better than one, right Nico?"

Triton glared at Nico, "Do you wish to be smote?"

Percy glared at Nico, "Do you really want to make me angry? Huh?"

Nico gulped, "Sorry Lord Triton, and no offense, but Percy's more scary."

Triton gaped.

"How!?"

"Well, his death glare for starters….."

"Oh yeah, prove it, Percy glare at me."

"Which one?" asked Percy.

"Your scariest."

Percy smirked, "I was hoping you'd say that. Ahhh, sweet, sweet revenge."

He thought for a moment before deciding on his 'I will make Tartarus seem like Elysium,' glare.

He looked Triton dead in the eye and delivered it to him.

3 seconds later…

"Um, Lord Triton?" called Nico, unsure of where the god had vanished to.

"Here," triton said, from the lake right next to the Hades cabin.

Nico had chosen that exact spot because it reminded him of his Sea Prince.

Triton got out of the water, "That proves nothing."

"It proves," Percy contradicted, "that you should go to bed and leave us be."

Triton grumbled and lumbered over to the Poseidon cabin, his foul mood causing destruction everywhere.

Percy sighed and turned to Nico, "Shall we?"

"We shall," Nico said, and they made their way into the cabin.

They fell asleep, curled up together, for once not dreaming of Tartarus, as per the norm when they shared a bed, but instead dreaming of:

Nico: Pervy, pervy things.

Percy: Slaying Arion without upsetting Hazel….

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chapter= done.

Speaking of which, the other day I was reading this Fem!Percy/Triton fic, and they were on a quest and they spent the night at a hotel and made the booker get them the room with two beds, and for some reason I couldn't get this really funny thought about what would happen if Percy, Nico and Triton were on a quest, and they had to check into a hotel and there were only two rooms left: a room with a bed for two, and a room with a single bed and Percy was all 'oh, Nico and I can take the two people room and Triton can take the single on,' and Triton was like, 'oh NO!' and because of triton, Percy and Triton ended up sharing the two person room and Percy was just like 'I hope you're happy' from one end of the bed, and from the opposite end Triton was like, 'ecstatic' and it made me realize that I just had to do it, and when better to do it then next chapter? So stay tuned!

-httyd4eva

peace out yo;P