Harold Sjoberg and the Demon of Fury

by BakedBeanFart

When Duncan finds a young, abused Harry Potter, he decides to take action. Now the wizarding world is faced with a headstrong and independent Harold, with a whole world of demons by his side. BakedBeanFart's Yogscast AU used. Drabble series. Manipulative!Dumbledore, Dumbledore bashing, Weasley -minus Twins- bashing, Wizarding World bashing, Nice!Draco, Idiot!Ron. SEMI-HIATUS.

4. Drabble 4

"Woah!" A seven-year-old Harold looked at Kim. "You're short."

Kim gaped at him. Duncan was on the floor, laughing.

-o0o-

"Daddy, what does fuck mean?" A young Harold asked innocently.

Athena and Jason lost it just then.

-o0o-

Ten-year-old Harold watched Mason fire his bazooka.

"I want that to be my demon weapon!" Harold pointed and looked at Duncan.

Duncan smiled. "Of course."

-o0o-

Nine-year-old Harold dipped his head when Duncan finished the explanation.

"I see..." He said sombrely.

He jumped up in his chair and made a flashy position, grinning.

"Well fuck them then!" He said cheerily.

-o0o-

Twelve-year-old Harold reclined in his chair.

"So," Harold said, "one year over there is two years over here?"

Duncan nodded. "Exactly."

-o0o-

Duncan burst through the door, startling a Fifteen-year-old Harold.

"Yo! Harold!" Duncan grinned. "We're going on a mission! In Britain!"

Harold gaped.