"So, Nagato, has the shock worn off now?" asked Orochimaru.
Pain's eye twitched, he'd been standing in place for over two hours, he found difficulty in getting over it; the more time passed, the more butter Orochimaru rubbed on his body.
"I...think I'm gonna hurl," said Pain.
Orochimaru smiled with glee. "Yes Pain, do it all over my moist, snake body."
"I finally understand why Sasuke is such a freak. It's your fault."
Orochimaru laughed the chortle of a million chortles. "Naturally, I'm always down to get freaky. Now, let's discuss tactics."
"Please, please, put some clothes on."
"Mm, you can't handle my slimy, buttery, snake body?"
Pain threw up on the ground, as Ebisu walked by. Naturally, Ebisu, being the master ninja he was, slipped on it, dying on impact.
Orochimaru's eyes widened. "Yes, of course. Now we can blame it on that fat man; he'll smash a hole in the wall, out of anger, then we can escape!"
Pain rolled his eyes. "That's what I've been telling everyone for hours."
Orochimaru flagged down a guard.
"What's the meaning of this?" said the guard as they came sprinting in. Unfortunately, they were an Anbu, so they also tripped and died.
"Ugh." Orochimaru face palmed. "These people are useless."
"Hey, I just had a totally great idea," said Pain.
"Well, spill it." Orochimaru looked like he was on the last leg of his patience.
"Why don't we just, bust through a wall ourselves, and escape? I mean, we're shinobi."
Orochimaru stood perfectly still, holding his supreme grimace. Minutes passed, he looked like a statue. "Dammit," was all he could muster.
Orochimaru puked himself out of his mouth, then, he did it again, then again, and again. Eventually, the speed of his molting reached chainsaw like speeds, he cut straight through the wall, and everyone in his path.
When all was said and done, they were finally free. Pain looked at the outside of the prison, for the first time in at least a week. Not because there was no yard time, but because he's antisocial, and opted to stay inside instead.
"Like..." Pain stared into the beautiful blue sky. "I forgot how annoying the sun was."
Orochimaru ran outside like a mad man. "I'm finally free to hunt Sasuke, oh Sasuke, my dear Sasuke, won't you join me, in my butter bath!?"
"I really hate that guy," muttered Pain.
Gokido walked up behind him. "I guess that guy is good for something." He cracked his knuckles.
The paths traveled out into the world, once again, going their separate ways, to participate in various recreational activities. On the other hand, they had also released almost every villain in the recent history of the shinobi world. The city was sure to undergo a violent period of crime, the worst of all, most likely committed by Mizuki, because he can turn into a tiger wrestler, and that clearly makes him the strongest.
Pain of course, had his own plans. With the precision of a heat seeking missile, he hunted down the nearest Hot Topic, which just so happened to be directly across from the prison.
"I'm forever impressed with how many of these there are," he said, eyeing down the logo. "That's weird though, this one says, 'Killer Bee's, Hot Topic for Real ." He rolled his eyes, then shrugged. "Guess I'll, go in anyway, it can't be as bad as hanging out with Orochimaru." Nothing could prepare him, for what he was about to witness within the store.