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They took their kids to the Dining Pavilion for dinner. oh boy, this'll be good.
"Who're they?" asked Triton, pointing his fork at the four children with Nico and Percy, "And why do all your friends have children with them," he glanced at Amarilla and Jack, "And why do they look like- No. nononononononono! Don't tell me you got knocked up by that Hades Spawn!" he yelled, enraged.
"Well, not yet," muttered Percy under his breath.
"And look at them," he pointed to the two five-year-olds, "They're like FIVE! you'd've had to have them when you were like, 12! Wait…. You lost your chastity at 11!"
Percy blushed, covering his kids ears as best he could (a.k.a since Nico was holding Sebastian, he pushed his three kids together, ear to ear, and covered the ears on both ends), as Nico shrunk under the glare of Triton.
"Ok," said Nico, feeling an urge to protect Percy, "First off, these kids are from eight years in the future! The gods are giving future us's some time off-"
"To make more!"
Nico shrugged, "I don't know. Not that I'd mind," he sent a pervy grin at Percy who glared at him.
"Not. In. Front. Of. CHILDREN!" he yelled.
Nico rubbed his slightly sore eardrum, "Ok, ok, geez, I'm sorry, but, to be fair, you cant keep them sheltered forever."
"I can till their at least 10!" protested Percy.
Nico shrugged, "anyways, they're from the future, a.k.a not born yet. So calm down, no one knocked your brother up/screwed him when he was 11, right Perce?"
Percy whistled innocently.
Nico and Triton's jaws dropped.
"PERSEUS FRICKING JACKSON!" bellowed Triton.
"Dude," said Percy, "calm down, you act like I got knocked up."
"Did you?"
Percy shrugged, "I have no idea."
"What does that mean."
"That I've never had a child, or felt like I would've, so I've never checked."
"Oh."
"Yeah. Oh. Now gimme my baby!" he said, holding his arms out demandingly to Nico.
"Awww," Nico said, coming to embrace his boyfriend.
"Uhmmm, Nico, I meant my actual baby."
Nico pouted.
"Ooooh. Rejection," smirked Triton.
"Speaking of which, after this I should probably go talk to my brother," added Percy as an afterthought.
"Sure, what'cha wanna talk about?" asked Triton.
"Not you, I meant Pegasus, he's visiting for the week."
Triton pouted.
"Oooh," said Nico, "Rejection."
He handed Percy Sebastian, and watched, with a kind of indescribable fondness, at the way Percy cradled Sebastian close to his heart, rocking him gently, trying to maintain the deep sleep the youngster had put himself into.
He watched, in a calm, sweet, strangely lovable sort of way, as Percy stared down at their son with a love stronger than any he'd seen.
He had no doubt in his mind that Percy would make an excellent mother, heck, it was currently taking all his self-restraint not to give in to his primal urge to bend Percy over a table and have the twins three years early.
Triton looked down at his nephew and smiled.
He had a mop of black hair, with Tartarus brown- almost black- eyes, and even through the chubbiness he could make out Percy's high, well-defined cheekbones and sharp jaw, as well as the nose, definitely the child's fathers, even though the lips were hands down Percy's.
He reminded him of a fairytale prince, even if he was a little young to be one.
"What's his name?" asked Triton.
"Sebastian," replied mini-Percy.
"And you?"
"Jack, that's Amarilla, and that's Alethia," he said, pointing respectively at his sisters, who were off playing with their cousins; Alinah and Martha, as well as their not-cousin Sierra, whilst Dylan and Michael were playing, and Acquilla was helping explain things to his mother's table, sending him glances now and then, which, when received, ended with the two smiling before resuming conversations.
"Hey, Jack, why don't you and Quill go play?" asked Percy, using Aquilla's nickname.
Jack's eyes sparkled, he nodded and the two ran off to the lake.
"I don't like how close they are," commented Nico.
Percy snorted, "So yesterday you were just an average teenager, now you're an over-protective daddy?" he smirked.
Nico blushed, "I'm just saying that they're too young to- you're laughing, aren't you?"
Percy nodded, cheeks swelled up from holding it in, before he let it all out in one, beautiful, fit of laughter.
Nico sighed dreamily, "Damn your laugh is pretty…."
Triton snorted, "well duh he's part siren, honestly, his singing above water should've given that off."
Percy and Nico looked at him dumbfounded, before a silly grin found its way onto Nico's face.
"Well then I must be the luckiest fisher out there," he said.
Percy swatted at Nico with a free hand, "You old sap."
"Can't help it that you're so beautiful."
"Gods, Nico, you're sappier than Thalia's old tree."
"That's cold, Perce," said a voice from behind.
Thalia.
"Oh hey baby cuz," said Percy.
"Say whatever you want, Perce, I'll always be older than you on the certificates…"
"And I'll always be older than both of you on the certificates," said Nico.
"Oh hey, Death Munch," she said, "So, heard about the, uh, thing, and I gotta ask, where's my baby neph!?"
"Here," said Percy, handing her Sebastian.
"Awwww," she cooed, "he's precious."
"Awww, thanks Thals."
"No probs, you're the best cuz a girl could want."
Nico pouted, "What about me!?"
"But you're not my cousin."
Nico glared, "Ouch. Just 'cause my dad-"
"WHAT!? Death Breath, I'm talking mortal relations."
"Huh? But- ?What-? argh, not again!"
"Yep," said Perce, "her mother is my mother's uncle's daughter, who left with her mother after they divorced."
Nico blinked, "So, the night of the party. With Jason. That was-"
"Following in the footsteps of our ancestors? Yes. Yes it was."
"Oooook then," said Nico, "so the foursome's out then…"
"NICO!" yelled all three members of the table, blushing equally as hard.
"The baby, you nincompoop!" said Thalia, "you're going to ruin it's innocent mind with your pervertedness!"
"Like my dad did me?"
"Oh," said Percy, "that explains it."
Nico pouted.
"Now eat up you two," said Thalia, "capture the flag in an hour."
Percy and Nico, who were both, unfortunately drinking cherry-cola, in their respective colours, of course, both did spit-takes.
"What!?" they yelled.
"Don't tell me you forgot," at their blank looks, she continued, "Chiron's arranged for the little ones to watch a movie in the AV center, now suit up."
They looked at each other. Well this night just got fifty shades of- no, not grey- fun.
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done. enjoy. I'm 60 pgs behind on maze runner with 2 1/2 more hours till bed time, even though I amso reading past that with a little torch, see ya.
-httyd4eva
peace out yo ;P