Dragon Ball Scott Adventures
Chapter 3: What The Roshi?!
The group decided to head south in search for the Dragon Ball and Bulma rode on her motorcycle with Jane riding on with her while Goku and James ran to keep up with the bike and Yoko was right at his heels. Yoko yipped a few times as she looked up at James.
"What is it, girl?" James asked as he stopped and looked down at her. Yoko sat and wagged her tail while she panted.
"Thirsty?" he said as he pats the wolf cub on the head. Yoko got on her hind legs and yipped happily. Bulma stopped her motorcycle and looked back at James as he pulled a bowl and a bottle of water out of nowhere.
"What? I gotta feed my baby." James knelt in front of the wolf and poured the water into the bowl. Yoko then lapped the water into her mouth and panted as her tail wagged happily. Goku went over to James and knelt beside James.
"Where did you find that cub?" Jane asked as she got off of the bike and looked at the wolf cub.
"She came to me, as a matter of fact," James told her as he looked up at her, "She was injured from a wild boar attack that killed her parents about 6 months ago." Bulma and Jane gaped in shock as they looked at James and Yoko.
"Oh, don't worry. I killed the boar and skinned the shit out of it. I am using it for my awesome sword holster." He points to the brown fur holster. They shuddered as they looked at the holster. Yoko stopped lapping up the water and started barking furiously at something behind James.
"What is it, Yoko?" Goku asked her as he pets the wolf. James turned and saw a dark figure in the distance.
"What the hell?" James muttered as he stood up, "We should move. Something is trailing us." Bulma looked at James in confusion as Jane narrowed her eyes in the direction of the fleeing figure.
"Something wrong, Jane?"
"No… It's nothing…" Jane muttered as she turned back to him. James shrugged his shoulders. Then, Bulma walked off and parked her bike near a tree.
"What are you doing?" James asked Bulma.
"Gotta take a pit stop," Bulma told James as she went behind the tree.
"I see… Hurry up. Who knows what the figure was," Jane told Bulma as she walked over to the tree. Goku was curious on what Bulma meant by pit stop and went over to try and investigate.
"No, Goku… She just went to go pee. A girl needs her privacy," James told Goku as he grabbed him by the back of his shirt collar.
"Hey, James? How do girls pee?" Goku asked James innocently as he looked up at him. James fell over in a comical fashion and got back up only to see Jane glaring daggers at him.
"How the hell should I know, Goku?! Shit! You can't be asking people these kind of questions and expect an easy answer!" James panicked as he avoided Jane's deadly glare. Goku had question marks above his head as Yoko skittered towards a tree and began to pee.
"Like that?" Goku asked and a kunai knife flew towards him and nailed him on the tail, "Yow!" Goku leaps 15 feet in the air, screaming in pain.
"Jane, what the hell?!" James yelled in shock. Jane frowned at James and looked away.
"I didn't tell him! Jeez! Goku, you okay?"
"That hurt…" Goku muttered as he pulled the kunai out of his tail. Then, they all heard Bulma scream in terror as she was lifted into the air by her panties by a pterodactyl.
"Oh, I forgot about that… We better get that bitch before something happens to her," James thought as he looked up at the sky.
"Where did that thing come from?" Jane asked as she glanced up at the creature.
"She probably pissed on his head…" James said sarcastically.
"No! In his mouth!" Bulma blushed heavily, "Just help me, God Damn It!" James guffawed as Jane chased full speed after the flying pterodactyl. Goku looked over at Bulma's bike and his eyes lit up, signaling that he had an idea.
"You wanna ride on it, don't you?" James smirked as he looked at the bike as well. He nods his head and both boys hopped on the bike.
"Do you know how to ride this thing?" Goku asked James.
"Somewhat," James smirked as he revved the engine, "Hold on tight, little brother!" Goku wrapped his arms around James's waist and James took off. The bike raced up to Jane and she looked over at him.
"I gots me a plan! Wanna hear it?!" James called to her, "Hop on front!" Jane hops on front of the bike and James sped towards a hill.
"On my mark, Jane, Goku… Jump as high as you can and nail the son of a bitch!" James stated.
"Oh yeah!" Goku cheered as he brought out his trusty Power Pole. Jane held a Kunai in each of the middle of her fingers as she prepared to jump. James rode off the cliff and sailed into the air.
"GO!" James called and Jane and Goku leaps off of the bike. Jane launched her Kunai knives at the flying creature and they shredded into its wings, making it wobble. Goku slammed his Power Pole onto the pterodactyl's head and knocked it out of the sky just as James landed on the ground with the bike unharmed. He skids to a stop and revved the engine again. He rode off and caught Jane as she fell from the sky and she looked at him as he held her in his arms.
"Thanks," Jane told James as she stood upright. Jane and James noticed Goku hovering to the ground by using his tail as a propeller.
"That is handy, Goku! Smart!" James told his foster brother as Goku lands in front of James and Jane, "Wait… Where is Bulma?"
"Hey! You jackasses! Up here!" Bulma screamed as she was hanging from a tree by the back of her shirt. She had inadvertently pissed on herself on the way down.
"Well… That sucks," James said as he shook his head, "Jane, do you have a change of underwear handy?"
"Why ask me that question? You already know the answer," Jane told James as she looked at him.
"Well… I was hoping for a yes," James muttered as he looked off to the side. Jane smacked him on the back of the head and groaned.
"Rude…"
"Get me down! And, stop laughing!" Bulma screamed. Goku was laughing at Bulma at her unfortunate accident and James sighed as he slapped his forehead.
-Later That Day- The group came to a stop and decided to call it a day. Bulma took this opportunity to bring out her capsule box and pluck out a red capsule from it. She threw the capsule and it transformed into a house.
"Wow… Neat," James said as he nods his head.
"I need a shower after today," Bulma grumbled.
"No shit," James told her as he glanced at her. She glared at him and opened the front door to the house.
"Just come on. We need to eat," Bulma told James as James, Jane, and Goku went inside behind her. She closed the door and looked at Goku as she covered his nose.
"Ugh! You reek…" Bulma groaned.
"You try finding clean water while living in the wilderness," Jane frowned as she looked away.
"I think she meant Goku," James told her as he looked at her, "You just have mud on your sandals."
"No, I really haven't bathed in a while… I have been on my own," Jane told James as she blushed.
"Understandable," James smiled, "Okay, let's have you and Bulma go first."
"Ladies first… Chivalry isn't dead," Bulma giggled as she looked at James. Jane and Bulma went into the bathroom together as James crashed onto the couch and sighed as Yoko hops onto his chest. He lets out a puff of air and breathes through his nose.
"Oh, come on! That hurt, Yoko!" James groaned as he rubbed his chest. Yoko licks his face in response.
"Ack! Okay, down! Down, girl! Down, I say! Hahahaha!" James laughed as he held the puppy in his arms. Goku looked off to his left and walked off. James noticed and looked over at Goku.
"Where are you going, Goku?"
"I was wondering how girls take baths… Is it like how boys bathe?" Goku asked James as he turned back to him. James sighed and sat up on the couch.
"Okay, we need to have a talk. Come, sit," James told him as he pats the sofa next to him. Goku plopped down on the sofa next to James.
"I will tell you to the best of my ability about male and female anatomy… Although, you might get confused halfway," James said as he muttered the last part to himself, "Okay, listen closely…"
-The Next Morning- The sun rose through the windows of the house and awoken James and Goku from their slumber. James sat up on the couch and looked around.
"Oh, yeah… This is Bulma's capsule house," James said groggily as he stretched his body out and cracked his back, "Man, that couch is lumpy…" He stood up and slipped back on his shirt just as Jane walked in while just dressed in a long white t shirt that was see through because of all the sweat that she exerted from the night before.
"Jeez… Was it that hot last night?" James asked her as he raised an eyebrow.
"Was it not that hot to you?" Jane asked in surprise as she looked at him.
"No… Not really. Where is Goku and Bulma?" James asked her.
"You mean Goku isn't with you?" Jane asked James as she points at him.
"Shit…" James thought, "Don't tell me he is still gonna do the No Balls thing. I gave him the Talk… Wait. This is Goku we are talking abo-" Bulma's horrified scream pierced into his thoughts and made him freeze. Jane and James grabbed their weapons and raced towards the sound of the scream only to find Goku on the ground, rubbing his head as Bulma held a smoking gun in her hands pointed at Goku as she had a large blush on her cheeks and a furious glare in her eyes.
"Well, this is definitely different…" James thought as he looked at the scene in front of him.
"What the FUCK is going on?!" Jane yelled as she looked at them.
"Goku stuck his finger inside me!" Bulma raged, "I don't care if you are a kid… That place is sacred to a girl! No sticking things inside without permission!" James roared with laughter as he fell back on the floor, rolling around like an idiot.
"Oh my god… Hahahaha! Okay, why? And how?! Were you asleep when he did it?!" James asked her as she slipped back on her panties. Bulma glared angrily at him and points her gun at him.
"Okay, this is kinda my fault… I was giving him the Talk last night… Well done, boy! I am so proud…" James chuckled as he stood up, "She must've been pretty tight to scream like THAT…" Goku had question marks floating over his head as Bulma and Jane had tick marks showing on their heads.
"YOUR ASS IS GRASS," both women said at the same time as the moved towards him. His screams were heard in the early morning as gunshots and blade clashes were heard as well.
-Later That Morning- James had a few bandages on his left cheek and right arm as he stretched his body and threw some lightning fast jabs as Goku began lifting some boulders.
"Hey, big bro?" Goku called as he looked over at James.
"Don't even worry too much about it, Goku… I am fine. Just next time… Don't stick anything anywhere without consent or permission, okay? I admit, I didn't think you would work that fast…" James joked as he waved him off, "For the moment, just concentrate on building your strength."
"It's my fault you got hurt, though…" Goku told him.
"Like I said, don't worry about it. I am all right," James told him as he shook his head, "I usually get beaten up by girls because of my jokes. Nothing new."
"…" Goku stayed silent as he lifted something heavy and looked at it. It was a green turtle almost double his height!
"Whoa! James, look!" Goku called to James as he showed the turtle.
"Oh, what the… I almost forgot about the turtle. Real MVP," James said as he said the last part to himself. The turtle looked at the 2 foster brothers and blinked.
"Who are you 2?" the turtle asked them.
"I am named James. This is my little brother, Goku," James told the turtle, "You are a far ways from the sea… Did you get lost?"
"Why, yes… I was gathering leaves for my lunch… And, I seemed to have lost my way. Could you be so kind as to guide me?" he told them. James and Goku looked at each other and nodded.
"Sure!" Goku told him as he smiled at him.
"Let me consult the ladies first… I am sure they will be happy to help," James said.
-1 Minute Later- "Absolutely not! We are on a time crunch!" Bulma told James with a frown as she brushed her hair.
"She says as she flawlessly brushes her hair, consuming everyone's patience and attention," James muttered.
"I agree with James, though… It is good karma to help others," Jane said as she tied her hair in a ponytail, "Which way was the sea again?"
"Same direction as the Dragon Ball we are after," James told them as he looked at Bulma, "Wanna bet we can kill 2 birds with 1 stone?"
"James, it will not be that simple," Bulma argued as she looked at him, "The turtle and the Dragon Ball are 2 different things."
"Opposites attract," James stated as he walked out the door, "I am going without you, anyway…"
"Wait! Hold on…" Jane said as she stood up, "I am going with you. I never said no."
"Thanks," James smiled as he looked at her. Bulma groaned and stood up as well.
"This better not be a waste of time…" Bulma grumbled as she followed Jane and James out the door. Goku and the turtle were waiting outside as Yoko bounds towards them from around the house.
"There you are, girl… Where did you go this morning?" James asked her as he picked her up in his arms. Yoko licked him in response as she rubbed her cheek against his.
"We are ready to go!" Jane smiled as she looked at the large turtle.
"Oh, goody! Thank you so much!" Turtle told them. Bulma called out her bike and hops on the bike. Jane hops on the bike and James stretched his legs while Goku hoisted the turtle onto his shoulders.
"Why can't you carry him, James?" Bulma asked him.
"Because Goku called dibs," James said simply. Bulma rolled her eyes and revved her bike and rode off. James and Goku jogged after her.
The group were going south for about 45 minutes until Yoko stopped and turned to the left to bark and snarl at something in the bushes. James stopped and looked left as he grabbed his sword holster. He pulled out his sword and Goku stopped to put the turtle down. Bulma stopped the bike and parked it and she and Jane got off the bike.
"I know you are there… Show yourself!" James stated as he got into a fighting stance while holding his sword in front of him. Then, a large shadow leaps out of the bushes and lands in front of James and Yoko. It was a large brown bear with a scar over its left eye and it wore a silver and red chestplate and armor plated pants with a curved sword in its right hand.
"One of the Kuma Mercenary Clan?!" Jane gasped as she pulled out some kunai out of her black left thigh pouch she had put on earlier.
"One of the Shadows of Death, Jane The Death Kiss. I will have your head and my lunch," the bear smirked as it raised its sword.
"You can try…" Jane smirked as a wicked smile crept up on her face, "But, your screams will tell a different story."
"Shit… She IS a different person while fighting," James muttered as Jane licked one of her kunai and giggled.
"Sadistic as always…" the bear snarled, "I will cut your throat slowly."
"Well, test your might. Maybe you might get a chance," Jane giggled as she held her kunai at her sides. Goku and James looked at each other. They were perplexed on what to do next. Jane leaps into the air and flung the kunai at the bear. The kunai struck the bear in the arms and chestplate.
"Hehe… That hurt, huh?" she smirked as she lands a few feet away from him.
"James… Jane is kinda weird," Goku said as he looked at him.
"Shh, Goku! This is a quality fight happening right now! 2 assassins fighting?! Beautiful!" James smirked as he nods his head.
"What seems to be going on here?" a female voice called as a woman with long snow white hair touching the lower part of her back walked out of the bushes and glared at the shocked group with her crimson red eyes. James just stared at the woman and blinked back at her.
"And you are?" James asked as he held his sword in front of her.
"Phoenix… Seljina Phoenix. You are harming my subordinate… I do not take that kindly," she said as her glare became more hostile.
"He attacked us, lady! Back off!" Bulma told her. Seljina smirked as she turned to Bulma. James stood in front of Bulma and glared back at Seljina.
"Look, Miss Phoenix… We aren't here to fight. We are just escorting this guy to the sea," James said calmly as he puts his sword away. Seljina's smirk slowly turned into a smile.
"Okay. Come, Rintako. We have business to attend to," Seljina told the bear. He pulled the kunai from his chestplate and tossed it into the ground.
"You will get yours soon, brats… Count on it," Rintako told them as he followed Seljina into the thick brush. James puts his sword away and looked back at Jane as she regained her composure.
"You good? That was the same thing you used on me when we met," James said as he looked at her, "Does it hurt when you do that?"
"Not much… Gives me a headache sometimes," Jane told James as she shook her head.
"Well, I will find something to take care of that," James told her, "Come on. We have to hurry." The group quickly set out after that.
"Hey, big bro? Who was that?" Goku asked James as he looked at him.
"…Someone bad, probably," James told Goku as he looked at him, "But, something tells me we will meet her again."
-Sea; An Hour Later- The group arrived at their location and looked around. Goku lets Turtle down and smiled at him.
"There you go, Mr. Turtle," Goku told the old turtle.
"So, where do you go now?" Jane asked her.
"If you could all wait here… I can go get my master. He will graciously reward you," Turtle told them. James smirked and nods his head as he pulled a gold charm necklace from out of his shirt.
"Just point me in the right direction. I will take it from there," James told Turtle. Bulma and Jane looked at James as he held a small charm of a hoverboard in the palm of his right hand. The charm grew to life size and became a bright blue color and had the same model as Sonic's Blue Star from Sonic Riders. He hops on the board and Turtle moved to the sea. He swam forward and James waved to Goku. Goku nods his head and sat cross legged on the ground.
"Where the hell did you get that board?! It looks so cool!" Bulma told James.
"You never asked…" James said as he shrugged his shoulders. He took off as Turtle swam towards the sea.
-Kame Island; 30 Minutes Later- James and Turtle arrived at a small island with a palm tree and a 2 story house inhabiting the island. James lands his hoverboard on the island and looked around.
"Master, I brought a guest!" Turtle called as he looked at the screen door that led into the house. James smirked as he stood at attention while an old man with a bald head and black sunglasses over his eyes walked out of the house.
"Your master was Roshi?! No way!" James said with surprise in his voice. He already knew that he would meet Roshi sooner or later.
"Why, hello young man. What brings you here to my humble abode?" Roshi asked James as he walked towards him.
"I am here to return a lost turtle," James told Roshi, "He actually was picked up by my little brother. So, we decided to return him."
"You are a kind young man. You also seem stronger than you look," Roshi told James as he looked at him.
"Actually, yes… I was trained for a little while by Son Gohan," James said, "Before that, my dad taught me how to defend myself."
"Gohan? He must've taught you well," Roshi told him. James nods and looked at Turtle.
"Tell you what… If you have any free time, come back! I can train you from where Gohan left off," Roshi told him.
"Are you kidding?! Gohan said his master was amazing! It'd be an honor to train with you," James said as he bowed to Roshi. Roshi laughed and waved him off.
"There are others waiting on me… Let's go meet them, shall we?" James told Roshi.
"I will go with you. I want to meet your friends," Roshi said, "If you could give me a few minutes to get ready."
"Sure…" James smiled as he sat down cross legged and closed his eyes, "Shake me when you are ready." James began to meditate as Roshi went back inside. James then was surrounded in a green aura and continued to meditate.
-End Chapter 3-